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Best Brown Nose Poems

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Premium Member Teacher's Pet
In every class I’ve taken yet
There’s one who longs to be
A brown-nose, suck-up teacher’s pet
And man, it bothers me!

The one who always answers first
Or quickly...

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Categories: brown nose, people,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member God Asked Me
One day, one time, God spoke to me.
The Creator who knows everything supposedly,
had a question that needed answering from yours truly.
"You're always helping others in...

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Categories: brown nose, caregivinggod, people, god, people,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member PAUL AND SARAH
He was born in backwoods Missouri.
1840 the year he arrived.
Conflict, sickness and hard times prevailed.
Through it all he grew strong and survived.
Skills to live were...

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Categories: brown nose, adventure, america, blessing, journey,
Form: Rhyme
I am not a Lamb
A Wolf...A Lamb...A Wolf

Forgetting myself...started with me
To be sweet, to be quiet...to fit in.
Conformity!
Impress by agreement.  A Lamb I could be.
Convince all my thoughts;...

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Categories: brown nose, confidence, courage, i am,
Form: Rhyme
During a Round of Golf at Pebble Beach
On Pebble Beach's seventh green
I paused to watch an otter.
He dove, cavorted, spun around,
An acrobat on water.
Then lolling, drifting, eyeing me
He twitched brown nose and...

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© David Bose  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brown nose, golf, humor, nature,
Form: Light Verse



HAND IN HAND

It's a November
when I find myself walking 
My hand holding yours
Side by side arms swaying
Your little fingers interlocking with mine.
I believe it is a happy day.
I...

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Categories: brown nose, child, children, happiness, inspiration,
Form: Free verse
The modern Knight
 The modern Knight 

The Knight of the realm ,
Was a great man of courage,
Who protected the people,
Got dubbed by the King,

The bravest of brave,
Moralitys...

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Categories: brown nose, adventure,
Form: Epitaph
Never I Did

I never liked you
no, no ... no, no
never I did
I never cared for your fake
Eddie Haskell face at all
Your tart tongue cut my birthday cake...

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Categories: brown nose, emotions, how i feel,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Premium Member This Tear
This tear                       ...

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Categories: brown nose, hope, inspirational, loss, love
Form: Free verse
Premium Member playground politics-writer's notes
playground politics

we zap and zip
read my lips
we hide and seek
from teacher's peek
on swings
we wing 
on slides
we cried
marbles play 
swords we flay
should i repeat
another beat
marbles play
swords...

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Categories: brown nose, perspective, prayer, school,
Form: Rhyme
Both my kids have Birthdays next Month
Is weird to be born
in society thinks is the 
greatest ever and for good reasons.

I was being breast-fed when my mom heard the news
of JFK
She...

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Categories: brown nose, history,
Form: Free verse
Froggy Kiss


“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said

He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed

Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose 
a has-been sniffing...

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Categories: brown nose, character, integrity, philosophy, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Never Hit a Potamus
Never Hit a Potamus

Never hit a Potamus,
on his grey brown nose.
Cos' if you do, he'll flatten you,
by jumping on your toes.



For 7 year olds
Contest to...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brown nose, animal, kids, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Right Hand Man

Coulda been
the Hand of the Lying King,
if I didn’t tell the truth so much

Coulda been
Caesar’s right hand man,
if I was kill willing 
to have a...

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Categories: brown nose, allusion, history, power, truth,
Form: Narrative
A Cyrano Situation

Pinocchio politicians
got long nose ambitions
Pirate patch parrot thoughts
in the bosom
keel dereliction decisions
Gender gypsy tramps bought,
paid horizontal submission
Whore whispers being said
Global security is premature burial 
on...

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Categories: brown nose, allegory, parody, truth, wisdom,
Form: Burlesque
Obsequious Odor

Brown nose,
head bowed low
Sniffing submissively so

Wag the sniveling tongue,
show the power privileged ones 
much servile love
Catch the prime scraps
tossed from your master’s table

Give a howl...

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Categories: brown nose, allusion, imagery, psychological, senses,
Form: Burlesque
Filthy is the Color Of

Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
For what?
To taste the yellow snow...

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Categories: brown nose, allusion, dark, truth, wisdom,
Form: Alliteration
Scare Her Will Some
You’ve an ahrse the size of Jupiter 
and a head that couldn’t be stupider 
as for your teets I’m not sure they exist
you’re a nasty...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brown nose, dark, evil, power,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Clown in the Ground
From the first breath 'till my death
I've played the role of happy clown
first- wearing the newborn silly hat
plastic phone placed in my hands
parents cooing at...

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Categories: brown nose, beauty,
Form: Rhyme