Best Brown Nose Poems
Below are the all-time best Brown Nose poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of brown nose poems written by PoetrySoup members
brown nose, people,
In every class I’ve taken yet
There’s one who longs to be
A brown-nose, suck-up teacher’s pet
And man, it bothers me!
The one who always answers first
God Asked Me
brown nose, caregivinggod, people, god, people,
One day, one time, God spoke to me.
The Creator who knows everything supposedly,
had a question that needed answering from yours truly.
"You're always helping others in...
PAUL AND SARAH
brown nose, adventure, america, blessing, journey,
He was born in backwoods Missouri.
1840 the year he arrived.
Conflict, sickness and hard times prevailed.
Through it all he grew strong and survived.
Skills to live were...
I am not a Lamb
brown nose, confidence, courage, i am,
A Wolf...A Lamb...A Wolf
Forgetting myself...started with me
To be sweet, to be quiet...to fit in.
Impress by agreement. A Lamb I could be.
Convince all my thoughts;...
During a Round of Golf at Pebble Beach
brown nose, golf, humor, nature,
On Pebble Beach's seventh green
I paused to watch an otter.
He dove, cavorted, spun around,
An acrobat on water.
Then lolling, drifting, eyeing me
He twitched brown nose and...
HAND IN HAND
brown nose, child, children, happiness, inspiration,
It's a November
when I find myself walking
My hand holding yours
Side by side arms swaying
Your little fingers interlocking with mine.
I believe it is a happy day.
The modern Knight
brown nose, adventure,
The modern Knight
The Knight of the realm ,
Was a great man of courage,
Who protected the people,
Got dubbed by the King,
The bravest of brave,
Never I Did
brown nose, emotions, how i feel,
I never liked you
no, no ... no, no
never I did
I never cared for your fake
Eddie Haskell face at all
Your tart tongue cut my birthday cake...
brown nose, hope, inspirational, loss, love
playground politics-writer's notes
brown nose, perspective, prayer, school,
we zap and zip
read my lips
we hide and seek
from teacher's peek
swords we flay
should i repeat
Both my kids have Birthdays next Month
brown nose, history,
Is weird to be born
in society thinks is the
greatest ever and for good reasons.
I was being breast-fed when my mom heard the news
brown nose, character, integrity, philosophy, truth,
“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said
He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed
Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose
a has-been sniffing...
Never Hit a Potamus
brown nose, animal, kids, nonsense, silly,
Never Hit a Potamus
Never hit a Potamus,
on his grey brown nose.
Cos' if you do, he'll flatten you,
by jumping on your toes.
For 7 year olds
Right Hand Man
brown nose, allusion, history, power, truth,
the Hand of the Lying King,
if I didn’t tell the truth so much
Caesar’s right hand man,
if I was kill willing
to have a...
A Cyrano Situation
brown nose, allegory, parody, truth, wisdom,
got long nose ambitions
Pirate patch parrot thoughts
in the bosom
keel dereliction decisions
Gender gypsy tramps bought,
paid horizontal submission
Whore whispers being said
Global security is premature burial
brown nose, allusion, imagery, psychological, senses,
head bowed low
Sniffing submissively so
Wag the sniveling tongue,
show the power privileged ones
much servile love
Catch the prime scraps
tossed from your master’s table
Give a howl...
Filthy is the Color Of
brown nose, allusion, dark, truth, wisdom,
Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
To taste the yellow snow...
Scare Her Will Some
brown nose, dark, evil, power,
You’ve an ahrse the size of Jupiter
and a head that couldn’t be stupider
as for your teets I’m not sure they exist
you’re a nasty...
Clown in the Ground
brown nose, beauty,
From the first breath 'till my death
I've played the role of happy clown
first- wearing the newborn silly hat
plastic phone placed in my hands
parents cooing at...