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champion -rap-

who's the best champion here?? me!!
come and step up if you dare if you're coming for me
I suggest you come hard/ harder then you ever did/
show me what you've prepared/ be cheeky and candid/ 
i'mma sit back and just stare/ watch words flow from your lips/
when you're done fall back/ get ready to receive my gift/ 
you gon' see colors and places that you wish you never went/
when I'm done your brain's gon' go limp/ you'll be swearing and advertising me as a hypnotist/ i'mma straight body you/push you to the left and right side/ yeah, I'm coming through/ hit you with that body slam/ make you wanna tap out before the end/ have the bell ring, referee raising my hand like yeah
you're the champion/ everybody screaming yeah that's the champion/
yeah I'm a champion  

Copyright © khadeejeh roberts | Year Posted 2017

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It seems we all love a good slam
So this is spurious 
For the clicking Bi-Curious
Slam Furious 
Everything and Everyone 
Is annoying 
To Wrestlers 
Body Slam
God Damn
Here comes the sting 
The world is your ring
Slam what you hate suffering 
Call a spade a spade
Rage against the wall 
Be the ball
Make the call

Copyright © Christopher Flaherty | Year Posted 2017

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Too Frisky- For contest

 There once was a wrestler named Pam
 Who went to the bar and met Sam
  They sat drinking whiskey
 When Sam got too frisky
  It ended with a body slam!

Copyright © Joseph May | Year Posted 2015

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don't believe everything you see

ringing with telegrams
I answered and received a body slam
bubble gum used to fix a cracked dam
rhymes grown weird
sexy and funky, smeared
like mushroom toe jam
enjoy chocolate milkshakes
with a juicy rare rack of lamb
please stand here while i give you
a close glove inspection body scan
I love sticking my beef hotdog
inside her tuna clam
honey glazed pineapple blazed
smacking that glistening ham
make sure to stream it on your webcam
clicked on the link
but those ***** pills were a total scam
hoodwinked, duped a sour global sham
now you're salty like canned spam

Copyright © Sebastian Aaron Baez | Year Posted 2014

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The IRS We Have Come To Hate

The IRS We Have Come To Hate

By Elton Camp

They don’t even sends forms anymore
Like they used to do in years before

Maybe it really doesn’t matter anyway
The rules get more complex every day

Take the amount from Line Thirteen
And guess correctly what it is we mean

That five dollars interest that you drew
Be sure to include in your income too

If more tax you have to pay
You must send it in right away

If it’s a refund you are due
Expect it in a month or two

If you dare try to short your Uncle Sam
You must expect him to give a body slam

It’s not that taxes I don’t want to pay
But surely there must be a better way

Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2014

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not the reaper

so rear up like a young mountain goat, head butt the horror okey doke, rip the skull from offa him, body slam him with a grin, johnson says its orright, its deathless time tonight...:( re: "The Reaper" Anthony Nutter Don

Copyright © DON JOHNSON | Year Posted 2012

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Spitting the Hate

They hate me and you
without a cause
	Christian ... Muslim
	Hindu ... Jew,
they hate us all
Jiggaboos and wetbacks
Ragheads and trailer trash
Pejorative words of scorching enmity
coming out of their mouths with heated hostility
Pentagram heart ... soul of a Nazi 
They hate you no less than they hate me,
they hate everyone equally,
Spitting the hate   ...   venom vinegar
	   Bloody centurion boots 
trampling on diversity
Theory of common DNA roots, 
they body slam hard
Got a Grand Wizard view of human history,
they believe their color is the cream of the crop
Moving with a fervent Fourth Reich air of superiority,
they look down at people like you and me
Spitting the hate   ...   preaching the poison — 
using tainted race bait for divisive doctrine traps
Splattering blood on roses with verbal machine guns,
the aroma of violence is bitter nectar they love to inhale
Foaming spit of hate salivating on their serpent tongue,
bifurcated bile hurled 
at every culture and religion of everyone
They don’t love you
unless you slither and squeeze ... 
suffocating life like they do
Spitting the hate   ...   don’t get bitten by the fire snakes
Be very, very careful when you extend your hand,
human breathing dragons are circling on the wind
Their fiery, flammable hate is on the march again ...
burning hatred for everyone scorches the land 

Copyright © Freddie Robinson Jr. | Year Posted 2017