Best Body Slam Poems

who's the best champion here?? me!!
come and step up if you dare if you're coming for me
I suggest you come hard/ harder then you ever...

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It seems we all love a good slam
So this is spurious 
For the clicking Bi-Curious
Slam Furious 
Everything and Everyone 
Is annoying 
To Wrestlers 
Body Slam
God...

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There once was a wrestler named Pam
 Who went to the bar and met Sam
  They sat drinking whiskey
 When Sam got too frisky
...

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telephones 
ringing with telegrams
I answered and received a body slam
bubble gum used to fix a cracked dam
rhymes grown weird
sexy and funky, smeared
like mushroom toe jam
enjoy...

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The IRS We Have Come To Hate

By Elton Camp

They don’t even sends forms anymore
Like they used to do in years before

Maybe it really doesn’t matter...

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so rear up like a young mountain goat,
head butt the horror okey doke,
rip the skull from offa him,
body slam him with a grin,
johnson says its...

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They hate me and you
without a cause
	Christian ... Muslim
	Hindu ... Jew,
they hate us all
Jiggaboos and wetbacks
Ragheads and trailer trash
Pejorative words of scorching enmity
coming out of...

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Pining for my love
Wrestler, Sassy Moose Jaw Sal
Body slam scripted












Poem composed: November 24, 2020...

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5/25/22

It's often obnoxious
Toxic and caustic, occasionally getting nauseous
Always careful or hardly ever cautious
Becoming a clan
Micro organisms quickly scram
Easy to see on cam
In the liquor I...

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Ron monogramed his socks
He monogramed his shoes
He monogramed his kids
He monogramed his glues

Ron monogramed his ham
He monogramed his gram
He brought his inks to his wife...

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Here Again


Here I am again sitting all alone,
running through the memories,
going through my phone.

The Deep dark hole is calling,
I’m standing on the edge,
Fighting with myself,
wanting...

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