Best Blob Poems

Keep your tentacles away from me

Touching your body stings like a bee

     Pardon me, for I am on the lam

     Foot crushed by the shell of a clam 

Pray you won’t follow me as I flee...

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There is no need for blades of steel.
Now, missiles and bombs do the job.
To warmongers that has appeal.
Man might someday be one big blob.

Yes.  Fighting commenced long ago.
It started with Able and Cain.
Cain killed with a rock, not a bow.
Continuous envy … insane!

There were wars before 1 B. C.
The Battle of Kadesh was one.
‘Though...

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Some people still call me, “Dot.”
Some laugh and label me, “Spot.”
Let them have a silly jest
For when they need the very best,
They’ll no longer think me weird,
But remember I am Mr. Period.

I’ve been ‘round longer than comma
Who pauses to stir up drama.
We hang out, just not as friends,
But to support alphabet blends.
To rile up comma,...

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I feel like a worthless blob
Since I have lost my job-
Lying in bed, depressed
not bothering to get dressed.

Upon the warming of days
Has come to me a new way-
I must follow this course
All I have to do is ride my horse!

A. Green...

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Aaron, Karen, Sharon and Bob
All went to work at the same kind of job
They sat at their desks and typed orders all day
Not leaving themselves much time to go play
It’s turned them each into a blob....

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*Read it with a Nelson Mandela voice in your head,
because that's how I wrote it.*

Blibble Blob.

Is the bible liable to libel, 
it couldnt lie more, 
lie after lie lay on the page and lies pour,
so is the bible liable to libel?

Lie after lie lay for the eye,
line after line the lies go by,
but why is...

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