The Great Escape

As time quickly approaches
On the planed escape
Gunther smuggles the files in
While Mildred bakes the cake

But that doesn't much matter
For our two on the run
In all the confusion 
The oven was never turned on

So they slipped out the front door
When Gladys the receptionist was gone
Out for her morning coffee
And cigarette on the lawn

They made it as far as the sidewalk 
As far as the authorities could tell
When they both turned around
Before their bladders gave out

They need a new plan of escape
One that can be followed with ease
Before it's to late
Since they're both weak in the knees

Our hero's will have to wait another day
For their chance at freedoms song
For now they'll hang up their walkers
And devise another plan on getting gone

It was a heated night of Bingo
When Gunther got the idea
They'd go out with the wash
In a basket both hid

So they packed up their dentures
Along with their Poly Grip
As both of them readied 
For their laundry trip

Now in the back of the truck
Rolling down 95
Same age as our escapee's
If you care to count time

They later hijacked the truck
When the driver they sacked
Now they travel life's highway
With nothing but the wind to their back



I had a friend ask me to write a poem for her mom 
and the other inmates at the retirement home...Hope they like it!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/20/2016 1:58:00 PM
- I like it :)) - With a smile :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/20/2016 8:19:00 AM
Lol, funny take on the great retirement home escape Mike! PS Your friend's Mom will probably love this!:)
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Date: 11/20/2016 8:18:00 AM
I'll bet they do! Might inspire a real escape attempt though;-) Thanks for morning chucklers ~ john
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Date: 11/20/2016 7:06:00 AM
Funny Mike! Great ending :)
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