Best Bitsy Poems

To the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini"
Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi

Chorus:
She has an itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Brain inside her little beanie
And she uses it infrequently

An itsy, bitsy
Teenie weenie brain
We get the heebie jeebies
Whenever Nancy's in our company

Two, three, four 
Don’t stick around, head...

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I can't help it,
My pen stocked a bit.
Words slip in awful mind.
But no chance to say it loud.
To write each line in rhymes.

I will keep on making the same verse.
Until I find the proper way.
To witness my hands start a stroke.
'Til i fill an empty...

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It is skimpy
But not indecent
It looks fabulous on a pre-teen
But do not get any ideas
Because that would be creepy

Old women look better in a one piece
And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt
Bikinis are not for everyone
But when I see a...

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Itsy Bitsy the tiny pixy always wore a frown
for the other pixys treated him like a clown
The other pixy boys did not want Itsy Bitsy around
Itsy Bitsy flew too slow with small wings that were round
  Go swim in a dew drop
  Go...

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Itsy Bitsy spider went up the wall of shower.
Itsy Bitsy spider, grabbed with piece of paper.
Itsy Bitsy spider was placed in toilet water.
Itsy Bitsy spider, wished he was in hamper.
Itsy Bitsy spider was now stuck in the crapper.
Itsy Bitsy spider went down in swirling water.
To...

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It took me years-   but I now have a flair and knack for rhyming,
so, I thought I would write this "itsy-bitsy" poem for fun;
oh, no telling how high ... my talent may be climbing,
but, in just four lines my bragging must be...

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 Justice 
of GOD
meets
JESUS
dying
for us
on the
c r u e l
Cross of
Calvary
Compassion during His Passion, He offered Communion to us 
As often as you do this, do it in remembrance of me. BEHOLD
J E S U S
my KING
washing
the feet
of His
eleven
at the 
L A S T
SuppeR
I t...

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with bitsy paws and tiny snout,
just watch this puppy romp about
and bring such joy to children's eyes
that you will think she's giant-size



January 31, 2023
Bite Size No. 60 Poetry Contest
Line Gauthier, Sponsor...

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Welcome to Itsy Bitsy Pitsy Ritzy Chitzy planet.
Where the west is run by faeries and elves.
The east is run by those-who-shall-not-be-named.
That’s where crocodiles and sharks live, so stay out of that place!

I slather myself most of the time pretty much to middle earth.
The only danger...

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itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...

She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse...

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The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty 
Makes the room seem rather pretty
My uncle is here, feeling puffed and silly.
His kitty stories are traveling willy nilly.

The itsy bitsy glitzy ditzy ritzy kitty is now….
Grooming herself, so she will be a wow.
She has not yet made...

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Did I mention that I hate spiders
They creep me, I mean, my wife completely out
I never see them coming
So what's that all about

They're sneaky little creatures
That always make me, her, scream
They'll never make a very good pet 
No matter how harmless they seem

I always, she...

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The itsy bitsy batsies 
	climbed up me finger tips. 
Sat on the tippy-tops 
	and tightened up their grips. 
Out came the eyedropper, 
	fed each little bat. 
Then down me fingers clambered they 
	as easily as that....

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Itchy bitsy ouch;
Bug bite Bee stings hornet nest;
Itchy scratchy pest;

~

So I fear those bees;
and mosquitoes and hornets;
With a scary mouths,
and rife stingers ticks and flies;
they do buzz, sting and bite I’m frightened;


9/3/21/ 2021©

A Buggy Tanka Contest Poetry Contest
Tanka poetry form only. 
Sponsored by: M. L....

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Inspired by the inimitable nursery rhyme 

The itsy bitsy spider
By Michelle Morris
20/12/2023

Remember the itsy bitsy spider
Trying to survive the water spout?
Whether rain or shine
That spider didn't give up or pout

Rainbows will come
Seasons will flow
And that itsy bitsy spider
Will learn to live and grow

So, if you're...

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