Best Billionaire Poems
How To Be a Millionaire: Start Out As a BillionaireI put money in the stock market, knives were cut sharply
diapers remained unchanged and paper was stationery
toilet paper touched a new bottom, switches were off
feathers were down. the pigs are feeding at the trough
Maurice Yvonne
September 8 2014
Chastuska Me - Poetry Contest
Dr. Ram Mehta...
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Categories:
billionaire, humor, humorous,
Form:
Chastushka
I Want 2 Be a BillionaireChilling on a Fendi sofa in some Gucci loafers, watching Oprah eating alligator-n-
okra, above my fire place on the wall, I have a picture of me -n- a vulture, I turned
the channel 2 B.E.T., now I’m being entertained by my culture, I want 2...
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Categories:
billionaire, business, culture, desire, money,
Form:
Free verse
Limerick: Once a Bold Billionaire From Ma-Lays-She-AhLimerick: Once a bold billionaire from Ma-Lays-She-Ah
Once a bold billionaire from Ma-Lays-She-Ah*
Bought up politicos to militia
They put his money to work
Called him a right proper jerk
Now he pulls rickshaws barefoot in absentia.
• Read also as: “Ma-Lays-He-Ah”
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...
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Categories:
billionaire, humorous, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Bit-Coin Billionaire
You made a lot of money
selling lewd photos of nude
Then you parlayed your profits
into cyber surfing —
triple X cinema ***** crude
Nasty video sex business you were so into
Your vested interest was
a skin flick portfolio bankroll ...
Dirty money bottom line
Letting curious customers
put their cyber...
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Categories:
billionaire, corruption, money, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Ode
Billionaire Fragile EarthAn Economy spirals up in euphoria,
enslaving Casinos, Supermarkets, Malls.
Lavish and happy hedonists in quicksand,
relish in desert of drudgery, not so small.
As we dance, an orgy and frenzy of 'Plenty',
Mother Earth looks fragile.
Thousand channels on TV....
Commercial 'Breaks' bonding ornate families.
Fizzy drinks decor, fountains in creams...
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Categories:
billionaire, butterfly, care, clothes, earth,
Form:
Free verse
The Song of Great BillionaireThere was a great businessman from Kyrgyzstan
that earned money extremely fast,
gone far ahead from Bill Gates, Donald Trumps and Lee Hant,
from Arabian sheikhs and Russian oligarchs,
sucked money from oil and gas tubes,
even the richest man in the planet, mister Putin,
who has ...
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Categories:
billionaire, inspirational, universe,
Form:
Verse
A Married Bachelor- a Poor BillionaireA land so massive with infinite opportunities
its dwelling consisting of purchased territories
history stained in the late 18th century
by bloody rift between its vertical ends
A married bachelor with itchy interests
a wonderfully smiling acquaintance and a good friend
who hangs unto the outside window after saying goodbye
and his...
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Categories:
billionaire, america, education, environment,
Form:
Ode
I'M a BillionaireI escaped her coil
Her incessant boil
Back into the soil
Stronger than ever like a pole
Buried like a piece of cole
Alone and blinded like a mole
Digging for gold with my nail(s)
From life’s endless anaconda toil
And into the world I can rule
One of seven billion soul(s)
With so...
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Categories:
billionaire, inspirational, world,
Form:
Monorhyme
Yes I'M a Billionaire - In Trumps Own WordsThey say I inflated
It's they that conflated
Political lies with their version of facts.
The mess they created
Will long be debated
Another attempt to silence and styme.
As often I've stated
Which leaves them frustrated
I'm worth every cent of the Billions I claim.
The reason I'm fated
And by some surely hated
Is...
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Categories:
billionaire, america, character, humor, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Mysterious BillionaireStart spyt
Wha’you’sayin
Wonder by field
I live
To divvy divulging
I breath only heavily
My Asians are healthy...
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Categories:
billionaire, angel, brother,
Form:
Acrostic
Deep In Despair About Billionaiream deep in despair
when we met a billionaire
less could really care
did see night and day
crimes spread out in an array
About sad things say
did see dust like suet
found remainders from a foot
none alive knew it
sad about their sake
as walls of building would shake
up pieces did break
through...
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Categories:
billionaire, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Billionaire Blair and Poor PiperBILLIONAIRE BLAIR AND POOR PIPER
Ice cold world, late night rain fog,
Thought I saw, coming at me, a lone thug.
Certainly a sin for a billionaire like me going to meet
a friend at late hour, walking off this street.
Then I met old wraggled poor Piper,
Out of the...
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Categories:
billionaire, 1st grade, analogy, death,
Form:
Rhyme
From Homeless To a BillionaireHe slept in his car
in a park not to far
from where he lived
homeless, no food
making a way the best he knew
attended college
a degree or two
nevertheless lost everything
went down the fast hill
until one-day
he was handed a bag
he reached inside and laughed
food for the soul
oh no,...
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Categories:
billionaire, business, care, for him,
Form:
Free verse
A Man From AustraliaThere was a man from Australia,
Who in life was an utter failure, ...
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Categories:
billionaire, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Limerick
No Funeral For Dead DebtorsSam had cleared his debt, when Death came calling
So, his funeral no barrier stalling.
Sam's interment is as good as the held:
Twenty-one gun salute; trees shall be felled!
I see Sam laughing, on the ground falling,
Sam as a ghost amused, even balling,
All round him women a sweet...
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Categories:
billionaire, celebration, death, people, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme