Best Bieber Poems

What an absolute and utter unbelievable disgrace

To allow these two low lifes to degrade the image

Of a major world-class city and country

Why are we permitting...

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When the waves are flooding the shore
Yeah, when my world is falling apart,
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart.

I never thought...

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It's funny isn't it?
We all work so hard to be different,
Which makes us all the same.
We all play the same game.
"I want to be the...

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Headline: "Bieber jailed."
And you tell me there's a God?
I won't sleep. Will you?...

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Billy Joel's stories were top notch
Always enjoyed his music very much
He claimed only the good die young
So what have you been up to my old...

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Footsteps on the porch
Princess, witch, and Bieber stand
Trick or Treat they say...

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In this one life of mine enough of loneliness I had, 
I want you to know, that I will never let you go,
Believe me, without...

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f*ck justin bieber 
f*ck harold and kumar 
f*ck huey lewis 
f*ck star trek 
  
  
  
f*ck everything that isn't classical music...

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When I was around 14, I attended a church youth conference that summer, 
sleeping in a dorm at a college campus and attending fun events...

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DEAR KANYE? WEST,

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

NEXT TIME BIEBER WINS AN AWARD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!...

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As Arkansas could never be Alaska,
so no-one wants Montana to be Maine.
Could North Dakota claim to be Nebraska?
Can Vachel Lindsay double for Hart Crane?

If Sing...

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(Lesley Ann Down was an actress in
the Golden Age of live TV drama.)

We live in an age of midgets.
There are no seers now, only lookers,
no...

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Fame is just a fleeting moment

Until the next so called sensation hits the scene

Make as much hay while you can because soon you'll be yesterday's...

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Charlie the chimp lay in the grass and felt a bit displeased
while the rest of his group screeched and climbed and played,
swinging about and chasing...

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A Canadian Love Song

Like JFK with Edgar Hoover, 
I'm completely ill at ease: 
it's as if I'm in Vancouver, 
but I speak no Cantonese. 

A...

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