Best Bieber Poems

What an absolute and utter unbelievable disgrace

To allow these two low lifes to degrade the image

Of a major world-class city and country

Why are we permitting these jerks to drag us down to their level

To continue to degrade the reputation

Of an otherwise fantastic modern growing city...

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Ashamed to learn Justin Bieber is Canadian
Sure doesn't represent THIS Canuck
A total embarrassment to this country of ours
Dragging us all through the muck

A total loser in every sense of the word
His disgusting exploits are renowned
Wonder what our dear Celine thinks of him
Our image, he's quickly...

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Justin Bieber You Have Been Warned

By Elton Camp

All the young girls he does delight
They think of him both day and night

Whether it be a dance or some song,
It seems that he can do nothing wrong

The public his music will eagerly buy
To see him appear in...

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