Best Bidens Poems

I'm senile, demented, a has been, a dud,
At least that's the story, the Republican fad,
Yet little they know in their haste to throw dirt,
That they're...

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He walks the halls with illusions 
then Hunter makes a blunder,
then sniffs a neck in wonder,
which flavor ice cream to conjure,  
as a ventriloquist...

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Joe Biden now rules our White House
Together with his 'doctor' spouse.
   His blunders, for sure-
   We have to endure;
To caring, he...

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Let me explain the numbers I see
The first chart illustrates the five states that flipped
Notice how close the totals are
So, when folks dismiss the evidence...

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So many ask
   What can we do?
The world's gone to pot
   Come completely unglued

Return to the Basics
   Commandments One...

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A young attorney called Hunter Biden
found the distance with his father widen.
A victim of drug abuse, 
his efforts were of no use,
struggle with addiction was...

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I pass through the iron arch all covered with purple clematis.
Several paths radiated fine harmony, each with different blossom,
Superbells Lemon Slice covered one patch, white...

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I want to say I am thankful for our esteemed president
Joe Biden has given his life in the service of the U.S.A.
A godly man, an...

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I'm not old; Joe tries to say with sprightly hop
as he enters to make a momentous speech;
then mutters and mumbles all over the shop.
Staffers step...

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Here we are huntin' the son of Joe Biden
Hmm, I wonder with whom it is we're siden'?
Trump was impeached twice
Revenge might be nice
Freeze you darn...

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Biden's Book Has Roses And Shame

Joe
Biden
And his son
Hunter mayhem
Puts dark clouds to rain
On his father's parade
Where Joe is prim and proper
His son a clown on...

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There hangs a vibrant Christmas greeting card
Cheering passers-by midst bright lights' safeguard
Marked by joyous season blinks
"Share blessing before it stinks
Toward peaceful* New Year... never blow...

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In a regular year, there’d be galas and balls
And we’d watch little snips on the news,
But since things are on hold and all protocol falls,
One...

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In past elections I’ve heard told
Voters adding an extra box and throwing old Bugs into the fold
How bad does it really have to be?
Could Bugs...

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The Bidens' Christmas is out in L.A.
Joe dresses as Santa, and that's OK
   As each kid takes his turn
   On his...

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