Best Bernard Poems

George Bernard Shaw,
A critic with a vein of comedy and language, quite raw;
He wrote in a movable shack, he liked photography now and then,
Ladies man, died at 94, cremated and planted in his garden.


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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

George Bernard Shaw, born in 1856,
Wrote plays and novels,
But for me the most
Important was he wrote many a poem
A quote of his “Write your sad times
In Sand, write your good times in stone”.
My poem ‘From Humble Beginnings’
Just the title mind you, is exactly...

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George Bernard Shaw,
A critic with a vein of comedy and language, quite raw;
He wrote in a movable shack, he liked photography now and then,
Ladies man, died at 94, cremated and planted in his garden....

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Back foot Irishman

Who remembers his
tripe 
Major Barbara 
Androcles and the
lion 
are we all asleep !

Just a man of his
time 
like a five minute
pop star
friend of nancy boy
Bosie Douglas
bringing the poor
main man Oscar Wilde
down

Better self love
than grovelling in
the dirt
how can any real man
or woman dislike
Shakespeare
a friend...

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George Bernard Shaw,
A critic with a vein for comedy and language quite raw;
He wrote in a movable shack and liked photography now and then,
A ladies man who died at 94, cremated and planted in his garden.

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Back foot Irishman
who remembers his tripe 
Major Barbara n Androcles and the lion 
are we all asleep !

Just a man of his time 
like a five minute pop star
friend of nancy boy Bosie Douglas
bringing poor Oscar down

Better self love than grovelling in the dirt
how can...

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My little Chihuahua is such a guard

couldn't keep him barred on our side of the yard

troublesome and never shy

yaps at every passerby

Ah, chihuahua! Why? My little Bernard.


Since he keeps escaping, contrived a plan, 

reluctant, under his harness I ran

horizontal a wood spoon

A distraught whirling typhoon...

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Knock-knock, Come in, hey Bernie what’s up? Harry, you want to go to Peru?
Peru? What’s in Peru? Active volcanoes! I’m going to jump into one. WHAT?
Abby left me and I have nothing to live for. Bernie, I’m not Dr. Kevorkian.
Come on H, I already have...

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Tuff and tender hearted
Realistic
Idealistic
Caring
Incredible
Alive



Bashful
Eloquent
Resourceful
Naughty
Above faithful
Responsive
Dissatisfied


Tricia Bernard
10/8/2014

I am a BRAIN CANCER/ BRAIN SURGERY savior I only know what is left is what you get of me and it tis not much. With this I impart a little more knowledge. I still have cancer it has not...

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Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for a sip from the keg
Of the rum or the brandy
That dangles so handy
His lips near the tips of the peg...

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(This is a true story)

I love dogs but there was one dog that I hated.
When she died in 1985, I celebrated.
That stinking dog roamed the neighborhood and killed people's animals.
The lousy owner was the one who was responsible.
That witch wouldn't keep her dog tied or...

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daddy, you’re not my daddy.
just a strange man with similar features.
you play make believe every winter, 
sometimes the spring.
i thought it was a fun game of dress-up,
until i learned the difference between imagination and reality.
you find the blonde hair, pale-faced mask you bought in 1987
in...

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MEET BERNARD ASUNCION

Benevolent
Expressive
Radiant
Noble
Aspiring
Responsible
Dedicated

Astounding
Superb
Undaunted
Noteworthy
Committed 
Impressive
Open
Neighborly


Tribute by Curtis Moorman - 15 November 2019...

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THE MYTH CALLED BROTHER BERNARD 
 
Brother Bernard is just a name
but a name that has saturated fame,
notoriety in Nigeria and it's the same
that evokes comical blunders.
Hope Bernard isn't one of your brothers.
Man dreams of a trip to Peru,
had a dream he was eating his...

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THE GANGSTER DISCIPLES ARE NO LONGER UNDER MR. LARRY HOOVER THE NEW LEADERS ARE CONTROLLING THE GANGSTER DISCIPLES FROM A LESSER GOD JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY CATRINA BELL MIKISSICK TAYCHEEDAH WOMANS PRISON MY STALKER CORRUPT OFFICERS NIECE QUEEN PIN OF WISCONSIN HIGH RANKING FEMALE QUEEN...

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