Best Bellybutton Poems

Ready waiting anticipating love coming my way
Be ready all you want it is not coming today 
LOVE

The foundation has to be in place starts with...

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I shook my head
Knew the day’d be messy
Some poor sap
Was marrying my Aunt Bessie

She’d slept with half of Brooklyn
Flaunting her exploits all through town
The mayor,...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
  ...

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THE IRISH INVENTED EVERYTHING

Ireland invented everything; I think it’s fair to say
From the automatic office door, to the LED display
We put the first man on...

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her brown skinned
body laying atop a
table top covered
by a white table
cloth but she is

naked yet dressed
as a buffet with 
delights to eat
placed like plates 
for...

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Ever try eating a Soft Taco Supreme
And not appear like a glutton
With stuff squirting out all over yourself
Down to your old bellybutton

It's all about this...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
(Or: Rules Are...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
  ...

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Santa went out last night dressed as mutton.
Partied too much; was a real butt   on.
Woke with aching hangover.
Mrs. Santa, boil-over,
Threaten to punch in...

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"OMLET"
            or
      "The Taming Of A Screwball"
  ...

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Down you upside hanging
By me danger dangling by
Bellybutton unsweatering

You sprite! Grin giggling
At me look laughing at
Legs in blue jean wrapping

You and tree branch playing
Just me...

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Imagine if we could be transported back
Just pushing on our old bellybutton
We'd have to be careful when taking a bath
We'd be a kid again all...

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There has never been a time since
Societies emerged,
In any generation where
Communities diverged.

Mankind is like the animals
Who gather into herds;
Proving he is no different
Than mammals, fish...

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Hair blowing over my face
your breath dancing across the strands
with peppermint scented kisses.
Soft flutter... 
just above my bellybutton
I take your hand
and place it over the...

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If i could have your arms as a pillow, i would bring it everywhere, even on the bus. I would
wrap it around me if i...

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