Best Barmaid Poems

"come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too"
not even eleven and there forming a que
"just a barmaid" thats what they say
service with a smile, expected all day
we are more than just pint pourers , were councillors too
we listen to it all, oh what...

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she had long red hair,
a white blouse,all of which
made women the best pirates....

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There's an old English song called  All Jolly Fellows That Follow The PLow.  The tune works fine as is for the chorus and with the verses if the tune for the 3rd and 4th lines is repeated for th 5th and 6th. Well,...

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I was not a drinker, I must confess.
Well, once in a while I would transgress.
A studying student perched on the stool 
Avoided eye contact and men's lusty drool.

One quiet afternoon visiting the barmaid,
No one was in the club to cause a tirade.
Three drunks came in...

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I stopped at the bar and tossed down a few beers.
Started looking around and saw eight dancing reindeers.

Santa walked in and said"hey darlin pour me one".
Me and the reindeers will leave when they are done.

Santa racked up the pool balls and asked me to play.
He...

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I stopped at the bar and tossed down a few beers.
Started looking around and saw 6 dancing reindeers.
Santa walked in and said"hey darlin pour me one".
Me and the reindeers will leave when they are done.
Santa racked up the pool balls and asked me to play.
He...

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Pistols in holsters
very early this morning.
She’s wearing a bra



Donal Mahoney...

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Barmaid Betty
Barmaid Betty's big bouncy boobies
beggar belief, bada bing bada boom.
But being blessed by bountiful breasts
brings burdens, bada bing bada boom.

Backache being barely bearable
by bedtime, bada bing bada boom.
Basically, Betty's beautiful boobs
beguile, bashful blokes, bada bing bada boom.

Bewitching barmaid Betty became
Belle of the Ball, bada bing bada...

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This barmaid is generous
she showers every visitor
with hot irresistible smiles
sprays those in attendance
with warm tricky greetings
and drowns every customer
with beers, spirits and sodas
after everything done keenly
she splashes sleepy customers
with inflated credit letters...

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She threads through a crush of guffawing shoulders
swoops on empties.
We sense the alluring fiction of a nylon friction,
a diction of sexual parlance dipped in moist labor.
We breathe in the unsanitary flirtations of passing thighs,
ponder the lips-speak of cherry red suggestiveness.
Winks and smiles - eyes watch...

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I've got a tiger by the tail
Its plain to see came a Buck Owens wail
From the jukebox hidden near the bar
In a West Texas dance hall far
Away on a farm-to-market road
Near a cotton bale load

Hammer man tuned the piano, sunlight gave way to moon
Barmaid dried...

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