Best Bam Poems
Slammed Out BamSlammed out Bam
For a moment I will fantasize
Lead him on a trip
Make him realize
this is more than a strip
boy you got to recognize
you have to get a grip
We play a game of spin the bottle
With you my guts slowly drip
Kiss...
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Categories:
bam, fantasy, imaginationme, me,
Form:
Free verse
P.D. Vs Amy- Slam, Bam Thank You Ma'AmYou said you wanted a slam
So here it goes
You're going to feel it stinging
from your head to toes
A wham, bam, thank you ma'am
A sinister soul I am
I took to you
and quite so soon
I gotta make you unglued.
You're famous, you're a PS tart
and I do...
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Categories:
bam, funny
Form:
Free verse
BamI do not hear you with my brain
which cannot kick in
unless my heart jumpstarts her
and my heart is not hearing you
Brain does not comprehend until the soul yells “yes”
this happens infrequently.
there is no rhyme or method to it.
it is not a planned event.
I can read...
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Categories:
bam, heart,
Form:
Free verse
Wham Bam Slam I Am Not WorthyIf I suffer from an affliction
If I stutter
If my grammar is gutteral
If the words I utter
Failed English at School
Sorry I am not cool
Pity me or the fool
Who uses education as tool
To dismiss what I write
Because it is not spelt or gramatically correct...
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Categories:
bam, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
BamBeing a child of God
And acting like one
Makes the devil and his children miserable.
1-31-11...
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Categories:
bam, inspirational
Form:
Acrostic
P.D. Vs' Amy Gr33n,,Slam, BamP.D. vs' Amy Gr33n,,Slam, Bam Thank You Ma'am
So Miss @my Gr33n,
Do you think your s__t is mean
Trying to compete
Do you really want to taste defeat
Your dose of medicine, had no effect at all
Your Slam, Bam Thank You Ma'am
Was a sorry booty...
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Categories:
bam, dedication, funnywords, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
Bam BamSlam poetry, bam, bam, bam
Reminds me of the Flintstones, ma’am
Rough language meant to cut.
Great Gazoo got the rut.
Nowadays even our Uncle Sam....
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Categories:
bam, funny, life, parody, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Wham Bam No Slam
Would I be able to write in Slam
To attempt it I would just totally clam
For me it's rhyme
It does me just fine
If I tried, it would end up in a sham...
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Categories:
bam, on writing and wordsme,
Form:
Limerick
Bam Bam BambiI just put the “BAM!” in Bambi
Out there on the street
As the sunlight was all but vanished
Who should I happen to meet
But a cute and cuddly deer, Dear
Just prancing across the road
The van met her in the middle
I’m afraid they were both KO’d
I’d like to...
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Categories:
bam, nature, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
O-Bam-A Question Or Two For You?O- bam-a lot of people are unemployed.
How can you destroy this annoying factoid?
O- bam-a country is still at war.
Does this help any of the millions who are poor?
O-bam-a time to give everyone money.
Why can’t a hardworking man give a gift to his honey?
O-bam-a dispute with...
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Categories:
bam, people, political, satire
Form:
Couplet
Ode To An Exit: Wham! Bam! Thank You Slam! ( a Narrative: Part 2)1: SLAM noun: 1.) a heavy impact. 2.) a: a noisy violent closing.
b: a banging noise especially from the slamming
...
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Categories:
bam, on writing and words
Form:
Boom, Bam, BlowBoom, Bam, Blow
She is gone before you know
And the curtains on this show
Are torn
Caught a glance
When you met her at the dance
And you thought you’d take a chance
And lose
Now you’re done
But I hope you’ve had some fun
With the girl who’s not the one
For you
Look at...
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Categories:
bam, life, loss, lost love,
Form:
BamHead and shoulders above the rest,
if you don't know, you are the best.
Character and consideration,
you're from another generation.
I'm so glad I have a friend like you.
You make me smile when I'm blue.
And you even sing. What a thing!
Who knew? There is...
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Categories:
bam, best friend, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
An Ode To An Exit: Wham! Bam! Thank You Slam! ( a Narrative: Part 3)2: SLAM verb: SLAMMED; SLAMMING 1.) to strike or beat hard.
2.) to shut forcibly and noisily: BANG 3.) a: to set
...
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Categories:
bam, on writing and words
Form:
Bam Heart AttackHe thought his life was going well
Then BAM
Heart attack
I am dying he thought
But he didn’t.
When he woke up in the hospital he realized something
He was ready to really live
This was a new fresh chance
He began to do dangerous things
He went bungee jumping and sky diving
He...
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Categories:
bam, heart,
Form:
Free verse