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Best Auntie Poems

Below are the all-time best Auntie poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of auntie poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A RELATIVE
They crawl out of the woodwork
Shedding lots of crocodile tears
Grieving for an ancient relative
They’ve not visited for many years
‘Auntie Annie’ is barely warm
But now you...

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Categories: auntie, funeral, humorous, money, satire,



Premium Member CHEERS -PLEASE JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION
I had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout  -
then...

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Categories: auntie, drink, humorous,

Premium Member Purity Pawned

What does innocence cost, you ask?
    It seems it's just a grand,
        For I know...

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Categories: auntie, abuse, people, violence, women,

Premium Member Sweet Things
Why is sweetness a target for the buggiest frights?
Sweets do attract the sweet but
honey can come with a sting.
You see, the dern ants are in...

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Categories: auntie, funnysweet, sweet,

Premium Member Her Special Sandbox
Before her Auntie died she built her a big sandbox,
I remember her sitting there with long curly brown locks.
The sun in her face with an...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: auntie, childhood, fun,

Premium Member Shy
Coconut shy at Reece Fair...
Auntie Margaret is sure she'll win this time.


A shy goldfish travels home
in ornate container....

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: auntie, fun,

Premium Member ATTIC - INSPIRED BY CONTEST
Antiques in the attic,
amazing oil paintings
are coated with thick dust.
Albums of photographs,
await my teary eyes. 
Auntie has passed away
and I must clear her house. 

Inspired...

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Categories: auntie, death, family, moving on,

Pearl
Sitting on a park bench
and taking in the sights,
she's always got an eye out
for the children, running
back and forth till they are wired,
then pestering their...

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Categories: auntie, inspirational, day,

Pearl
Sitting on a park bench
and taking in the view,
she's always got an eye out
for the children, me and you,
pestering our parents
with a grumble or a...

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Categories: auntie, inspirationalday,

Premium Member Its Not Fair
I’m growing old and have no say..
My breasts that once comforted- now droop.
Its nice that you are interested in my past,
But do you care about...

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Categories: auntie, caregiving, depression, life

Premium Member I'M A FOOL - ALOOF AM I FOR PALINDROMES II
I was driving with my friend Delia in my brand new Honda Civic
It was noon and we were on our way to see my Auntie,...

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Categories: auntie, humorous, silly,

Premium Member GOING DOTTY
My elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot

7/27/18
...

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Categories: auntie, age, clothes, food, memory,

Premium Member If I Was Auntie Mame in the Movies
If I was Auntie Mame, I would be excited about everything.
Kicking up fun wherever I am invited.
Even places I’m not, but everywhere being the zing.
Bringing...

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Categories: auntie, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Dear little sister from another mister
You’ve been thrown left and right,
Crying to yourself every night,
Thinking all has gone wrong,
& you won’t be giving up after long..
You’ve been heartbroken 
One
Two many...

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Categories: auntie, death, dedication, depression, family,

Premium Member Polish woman made sure to cancel her own funeral


  She was going to visit her old auntie at 91 years
  The sweet old aunt lived in her own home
  in the town...

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Categories: auntie, death, life,

Premium Member Gertrude -- Gertie -- Gertrude Stein
-- Re:  Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas, Rue de Fleurus #27, Paris --

What would Gertrude.What Gertrude.What, Gertie?Have thought.Have thought what
thought?Thought thought driving,forward,remorselessly.Remorseless Remorse?Forward.Never...

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Categories: auntie, art, dedication, devotion, history,

Gugu,Gaga,Baby Talk
Huggies pull ups,size 6 to 10 months,
Crawling around, had a sudden attack,
High quality,Huggies air lock,
Bubu,bubu,back again Mr Mention,
Mummy told grandma you were overseas,
Gaga,gaga,gaga but auntie...

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Categories: auntie, childhood, funny,

Premium Member WHO AM I BY NAME ALONE


I am God's child, first and forever
I am known by many different titles, a daughter
I am a wife
I am a mother
I am a grandmother
I am...

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Categories: auntie, age, baby, beautiful, beauty,

Premium Member We're Really Hotel People
We're living in the Highlands, where we run a B&B,
And folk come here from round the world, the monster for to see.
We get on great...

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Categories: auntie, funny, holiday, humor, travel,

Etruscan Smile

my soul is the shape of a bloodstain
poured there by Nadine Maraschino
my right eye sits
in the ruby voodoo goblet
that she wears upon her head
Nadine was...

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Categories: auntie, humanity, slam,

Premium Member Who But Nobody Cares
    AIN'T MY PROBLEM -re-defining rap
Don't tell you mama
she don't wanna know
don't tell you brutha
he tell ya where to go.
Don't tell you...

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© Vee Bdosa  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: auntie, black african american, rap,

Premium Member Leaper
They called him Jumper

He preferred  Prancer

When he was happy he would prance

Giant circles of joy

And the dizziness

Too many beers and staggers

For 365 days waiting...

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Categories: auntie, fantasy, funny, parody,

Say what
There once was a grandma who did not have

text acronym grasp, or anything thereof.

“Auntie just died”, was she proud,

she texted all, “l o l!”

She thought...

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© KP Nunez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: auntie, humorous,

Premium Member Fickle Fickle - For Every Man in a Pickle
WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....WOMEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, GIRLS, SO DON'T GO...

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Categories: auntie, humor, women,

Mary
great aunt, kissed me yesterday
after bidding fond adieu's 
to fleeting flashbacks of youth

streaks of invincibility 
stiffened her spine when a gentleman came calling
courting her future
a...

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Categories: auntie, history, lost love,