Best Auntie Poems
If I Was Auntie Mame In the MoviesIf I was Auntie Mame, I would be excited about everything.
Kicking up fun wherever I am invited.
Even places I’m not, but everywhere being the zing.
Bringing people together, making them united.
I would be like giant puppies, leaping into lap places,
Sure I am welcome, not aware if...
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Categories:
auntie, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
AuntieAuntie
In her lofty ways, she was always
the best example of
the stars out-shining the moon.
Her ways of doing things always
correct and proper
she was a student of the Queen.
Place setting and
China decoratively graced the table
per the law of “Good Housekeeping”
Seating arrangements were labeled.
Without a P.H.D she could...
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Categories:
auntie, eulogy,
Form:
Verse
AuntieAuntie
In her lofty ways, she was always
the best example of
the stars out-shining the moon.
Her ways of doing things always
correct and proper
she was a student of the Queen.
Place setting and
the china on the table all had to
be per the law.
And no PHD could outwit her with
her...
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Categories:
auntie, memorial day, strength,
Form:
Bio
My Two-Faced Auntie May: For ContestAuntie May came to visit,
and sat in daddy's favorite chair.
I looked behind her head,
but all I saw was hair.
I snuck into her room.
Her suitcase was on the floor.
I took a peek inside, then
Auntie May walked in the door.
"Why are you in my room?"
She loudly...
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Categories:
auntie, child, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My Auntie Mary-RoseMy Auntie Mary Rose
Years ago in my youthful years; my mother told me she named me after
My Auntie Mary-Rose. Oh how I loved her so dearly.
But throughout my young life I was consistently teased from kids my own age.
And even from some of my own...
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Categories:
auntie, dedication, tribute,
Form:
Narrative
Auntie DotYesterday,as the sun shone down
strolled to my aunties,she out of her gown
having a better day,health not too clever
but was so good see you and chat,however
Not speaking...
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Categories:
auntie, caregiving, dedication, family,
Form:
Rhyme
My AuntieMy Auntie
When I was hopeless you were there
you picked me up, you showed...
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Categories:
auntie, care, daughter, girl, niece,
Form:
ABC
Auntie Mabel's Annual Spring MissalYesterday I received Auntie Mabel’s annual spring note
She wants to know how, in 2024, I will cast my vote
She's concerned that the U.S. will elect another old goat.
She has finally had her troublesome tooth pulled, I note,
Her latest ailment seems to be she has developed...
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Categories:
auntie, family, fantasy, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Monorhyme
Auntie Millie
Auntie Millie
Here lies our dear, sweet Auntie Millie
Well-known to do things willy-nilly
Prepared a noon meal she thought dilly
And choked on red-hot-pepper chili
Sandra M. Haight
~7th Place~
Premiere Contest: A Funny Epitaph
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
Judged: 09/18/2018
Rhythm: - / - - / - - / -
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Categories:
auntie, death, humorous,
Form:
Epitaph
Auntie AnnWho knows what happened to Auntie Ann?
We've tried to find out, as best we can—
scoured the papers, followed the news,
and still we don't know how we could lose
our cherished Auntie Ann.
There's always been vile rumor, of course,
(remember to consider the source!)
that Annie just gave in...
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Categories:
auntie, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Gilly and Auntie PamGilly darling dont do that
You don't know where it's been
And put our hat on there's a love
I'm fetching some ice-cream
Do you want a cornet child?
Or will you take a lolly?
Oh Gilly darling don't do that
I'll have to tell your Mummy
Now sit here on the beach...
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Categories:
auntie, beach, childhood, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
To My Auntie JennyTo my Auntie Jenny,
Whom I loved so much,
You are now with the Lord and free of pain,
You and Walter are back together,
I will miss you loads,
I remember your fun times,
You had a heart of gold,
Kind, fun, generous and warm.
May you now Rest...
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Categories:
auntie, tribute,
Form:
Pastoral
End of the Year Letter From Auntie MabelYesterday, I received Auntie Mabel’s end-of-the-year letter
Seems, after another bout with arthritis, she is some better,
She reports that Aunt Lula Fay’s nephew is no longer in fetter
But, unfortunately, he’s only out on bail, she being his “setter.”
Sid, Auntie Mable tells me, will never be much...
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Categories:
auntie, family, humor,
Form:
Monorhyme
Auntie SaidThis actually had happened many, many years ago to my eldest sister.
Oh my, what children should not hear, for they instantly repeat what some
adults say.
Auntie Said
My grand-daughter called her grandpa chrome-dome
now Sue don't call him names just leave alone
Grannie, I just heard what Auntie...
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Categories:
auntie, grandchild, silly, words,
Form:
Light Verse
Auntie Running Bear and Her ChargesThe great spirits began to dance their thanksgiving song
Grandmother Forest watched with pride and thoughtfulness
Auntie Running Bear had formed Brother Fire, and was seeking
Truth from her nephews’ spirit animals.
Wise Owl was there, summoning his power animal.
Hooting in the trees verified he had reached his inner...
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Categories:
auntie, native american,
Form:
Prose Poetry