Best Auntie Poems
Below are the all-time best Auntie poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of auntie poems written by PoetrySoup members
Where There's a Will There's a RelativeThey crawl out of the woodwork
Shedding lots of crocodile tears
Grieving for an ancient relative
They’ve not visited for many years
‘Auntie Annie’ is barely warm
But now you...
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Categories:
auntie, funeral, humorous, money, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
The Mushroom CloudFires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all...
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Categories:
auntie, humor,
Form:
Limerick
My Sweetest Gift, a Childhood MemoryMy auntie came to visit when I was three, but nearly four.
I proudly and lovingly wore her name gifted to me,...
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Categories:
auntie, angel, childhood, love,
Form:
Free verse
MoonlightMoonlight
Embracing close climbing Rose
A silver suitor to propose
Marriage in the moonlight.
Rose now wears his sparkling ring
Gazing, enchanted, beautiful bling –
Diamonds of moonbeams.
Stars of...
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Categories:
auntie, moon, rose, wedding,
Form:
Verse
Cheers -Please Join In the CollaborationI had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout -
then...
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Categories:
auntie, drink, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
auntie, abuse, people, violence, women,
Form:
Rhyme
When She Stole My Thong It Went Very Wrong - BawdyMy auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers
But last week at tea at the vicars
She’d purloined MY lace thong
It was morally wrong
T’was the cause of very loud...
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Categories:
auntie, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Sweet ThingsWhy is sweetness a target for the buggiest frights?
Sweets do attract the sweet but
honey can come with a sting.
You see, the dern ants are in...
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Categories:
auntie, funnysweet, sweet,
Form:
Free verse
Her Special SandboxBefore her Auntie died she built her a big sandbox,
I remember her sitting there with long curly brown locks.
The sun in her face with an...
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Categories:
auntie, childhood, fun,
Form:
Couplet
Beryl the PerilMy auntie her first name is Beryl
Put other road users in peril
She mounted the sidewalk
The pedestrians squawk
and report her to Sherriff Merrill
The Sherriff puts her...
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Categories:
auntie, car, scary,
Form:
Limerick
Night Shoes--Mama and them, took us aside
When we cried
She wiped our eyes
She grandma and Auntie
Bathed and feed us
Took us to church learnt us bout' JESUS
And when...
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Categories:
auntie, analogy, appreciation, bereavement, caregiving,
Form:
Free verse
I'M a Fool - Aloof Am I For Palindromes IiI was driving with my friend Delia in my brand new Honda Civic
It was noon and we were on our way to see my Auntie,...
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Categories:
auntie, humorous, silly,
Form:
Free verse
ShyCoconut shy at Reece Fair...
Auntie Margaret is sure she'll win this time.
A shy goldfish travels home
in ornate container.
4/14/2015...
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Categories:
auntie, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Going DottyMy elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot
7/27/18...
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Categories:
auntie, age, clothes, food, memory,
Form:
Limerick
Attic - Inspired By ContestAntiques in the attic,
amazing oil paintings
are coated with thick dust.
Albums of photographs,
await my teary eyes.
Auntie has passed away
and I must clear her house.
Inspired...
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Categories:
auntie, death, family, moving on,
Form:
Verse