Best Auntie Poems
Below are the all-time best Auntie poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of auntie poems written by PoetrySoup members
WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A RELATIVEThey crawl out of the woodwork
Shedding lots of crocodile tears
Grieving for an ancient relative
They’ve not visited for many years
‘Auntie Annie’ is barely warm
But now you...
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auntie, funeral, humorous, money, satire,
CHEERS -PLEASE JOIN IN THE COLLABORATIONI had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout -
then...
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auntie, drink, humorous,
Purity Pawned
What does innocence cost, you ask?
It seems it's just a grand,
For I know...
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auntie, abuse, people, violence, women,
Sweet ThingsWhy is sweetness a target for the buggiest frights?
Sweets do attract the sweet but
honey can come with a sting.
You see, the dern ants are in...
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auntie, funnysweet, sweet,
Her Special SandboxBefore her Auntie died she built her a big sandbox,
I remember her sitting there with long curly brown locks.
The sun in her face with an...
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auntie, childhood, fun,
ShyCoconut shy at Reece Fair...
Auntie Margaret is sure she'll win this time.
A shy goldfish travels home
in ornate container....
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auntie, fun,
ATTIC - INSPIRED BY CONTESTAntiques in the attic,
amazing oil paintings
are coated with thick dust.
Albums of photographs,
await my teary eyes.
Auntie has passed away
and I must clear her house.
Inspired...
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auntie, death, family, moving on,
PearlSitting on a park bench
and taking in the sights,
she's always got an eye out
for the children, running
back and forth till they are wired,
then pestering their...
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auntie, inspirational, day,
PearlSitting on a park bench
and taking in the view,
she's always got an eye out
for the children, me and you,
pestering our parents
with a grumble or a...
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auntie, inspirationalday,
Its Not FairI’m growing old and have no say..
My breasts that once comforted- now droop.
Its nice that you are interested in my past,
But do you care about...
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auntie, caregiving, depression, life
I'M A FOOL - ALOOF AM I FOR PALINDROMES III was driving with my friend Delia in my brand new Honda Civic
It was noon and we were on our way to see my Auntie,...
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auntie, humorous, silly,
GOING DOTTYMy elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot
7/27/18
...
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auntie, age, clothes, food, memory,
If I Was Auntie Mame in the MoviesIf I was Auntie Mame, I would be excited about everything.
Kicking up fun wherever I am invited.
Even places I’m not, but everywhere being the zing.
Bringing...
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auntie, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Dear little sister from another misterYou’ve been thrown left and right,
Crying to yourself every night,
Thinking all has gone wrong,
& you won’t be giving up after long..
You’ve been heartbroken
One
Two many...
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auntie, death, dedication, depression, family,
Polish woman made sure to cancel her own funeral
She was going to visit her old auntie at 91 years
The sweet old aunt lived in her own home
in the town...
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auntie, death, life,
Gertrude -- Gertie -- Gertrude Stein-- Re: Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas, Rue de Fleurus #27, Paris --
What would Gertrude.What Gertrude.What, Gertie?Have thought.Have thought what
thought?Thought thought driving,forward,remorselessly.Remorseless Remorse?Forward.Never...
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auntie, art, dedication, devotion, history,
Gugu,Gaga,Baby TalkHuggies pull ups,size 6 to 10 months,
Crawling around, had a sudden attack,
High quality,Huggies air lock,
Bubu,bubu,back again Mr Mention,
Mummy told grandma you were overseas,
Gaga,gaga,gaga but auntie...
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auntie, childhood, funny,
WHO AM I BY NAME ALONE
I am God's child, first and forever
I am known by many different titles, a daughter
I am a wife
I am a mother
I am a grandmother
I am...
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auntie, age, baby, beautiful, beauty,
We're Really Hotel PeopleWe're living in the Highlands, where we run a B&B,
And folk come here from round the world, the monster for to see.
We get on great...
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auntie, funny, holiday, humor, travel,
Etruscan Smile
my soul is the shape of a bloodstain
poured there by Nadine Maraschino
my right eye sits
in the ruby voodoo goblet
that she wears upon her head
Nadine was...
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auntie, humanity, slam,
Who But Nobody Cares AIN'T MY PROBLEM -re-defining rap
Don't tell you mama
she don't wanna know
don't tell you brutha
he tell ya where to go.
Don't tell you...
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auntie, black african american, rap,
LeaperThey called him Jumper
He preferred Prancer
When he was happy he would prance
Giant circles of joy
And the dizziness
Too many beers and staggers
For 365 days waiting...
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auntie, fantasy, funny, parody,
Say whatThere once was a grandma who did not have
text acronym grasp, or anything thereof.
“Auntie just died”, was she proud,
she texted all, “l o l!”
She thought...
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auntie, humorous,
Fickle Fickle - For Every Man in a PickleWARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....WOMEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, GIRLS, SO DON'T GO...
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auntie, humor, women,
Marygreat aunt, kissed me yesterday
after bidding fond adieu's
to fleeting flashbacks of youth
streaks of invincibility
stiffened her spine when a gentleman came calling
courting her future
a...
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auntie, history, lost love,