Best Asses Poems

A scarlet letter and a silent one
Transparent “A” on my forehead
Never seen, but you will know it’s there
Or see its effect, I can only fake it so long

Dad lives in a relative solitude; just what he prefers
Daughter’s got some of it too, much harder for...

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Professorial glasses 
don't prevent to wiggle asses....

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In asses no classes,

All are the same case,

In cl-asses,

All are asses,

But,

The teachers assess one!...

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Oppressor has three A’s….By Peter Onyancha

Alas,
The witch has three asses
The beast in front
The head atop
And the garbage behind 
See him at night....

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Elephants and Asses
By Franklin Price
1/3/2016

Elephants and asses
It's oh so apropos
They represent the parties
We know that it is so 

The elephant throws it weight around
And stomps feet to and fro
The ass refuses  movement
To go where it should go

Seems to me that's how it is
Neither will...

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On the frozen lake the ass had gone asleep
While slumbering he did not know
his heat devolved the ice below
In despair the ass abound
underwater and quickly drowned....

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My yard thrives in wildness.
Patches of dirt- cowlicks of grass.
Every shade of unknown flowers.
My yard is a swayback horse.
Amidst rows of sequined asses
That live just up the hill.

Their lawns sprayed slick with poisonous perfection.
Rarely, they give me a dismissive wave, but never see them smile.
My...

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two brass asses clash in blades of glass


as we stare looking sadly at each other
two donkeys in a lea, under a tree of hate
we bray at each other at all hours of the day
we stand in the  branching shadow of mounting darkness 
two donkeys...

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Even Smart Asses Will Bow

Even smart asses will bow or kneel,
hardest of hearts will someday feel.

Proud will taste their humble pie,
toughest of men will wail and cry.

Wind will reap whirlwind,
sinners will see their end.

For most, this comes as a shock.
Time ended, but where was the...

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Blessed to have the love of such sweet souls
Here at this gathering of friends
There aren't too many sites around quite like this
Love and writing, a true blend

So many genuine friends here on The Soup
With such loving hearts so large
To trust these people with guarding my...

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Two young girls were colouring,
In their colouring books
One was choosing pencils
The other having a look
To pick a suitable hue

After much consideration
She chose the colour blue
It looked like a blue donkey
Her friend looked up and saw
Hee Haw laughed her friend

And said "She could not ignore
The fact
She...

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RELIGION IS THE OPIATE OF THE ASSES (yet more genius ignored)

I see these phools passing by geniuses and sages
Trying to tell the masses how to turn the pages
But they don’t hear their words all they do is to look
And because of their ignorance they’ll never...

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RELIGION IS THE OPIATE OF THE ASSES (yet more genius ignored)

I see these phools passing by geniuses and sages
Trying to tell the masses how to turn the pages
But they don’t hear their words all they do is look
And because of their ignorance they’ll never read...

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Father’s Day has come and gone,
There was a card and a gift,
Mother’s Day is never done,
An only child works in shifts. 

Paint by numbers, whitewashed souls,
The abstract always less not more,
Blacktop shoes worn down to soles,
Art will ignore work obscure( for sure). 

No point to...

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