Best Application Poems

I'd like to apply for a permit
for a protest march
on the Washington Mall.

Lovely idea.
But, we're only issuing Mall permits
for Song and Dance Events.

I think this might be a violation of my Rights
to Free Speech.

I see it more as a patriotic protection of your health care...

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Enhancing the College Application

By Elton Camp

“I graduated first in my class,” claims Joe Adams, but yet
He doesn’t reveal that they were lined up by the alphabet
Suzy boasts that, “My classmates voted me into Who’s Who,”
But hides that for “Most Likely to Fail,” her class picked...

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"The Application"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

Now what can I say
So many things seduce me
Faces, toes, booties, breasts
But most important, a strong inner Beauty

As for my dislikes
A female without Life
And by that I mean
A female who distances herself from Christ

That's the most prominent factor
Because we can...

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all casual leaves
exhausted now.......
application waiting...

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Got bored by using old android applications? Now you can develop your own android app with the help of our development team. Android is a Linux based operating system for mobile devices such as smartphones and tablet PC's, developed by the Open Handset Alliance, led...

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A singular act of splendor-producing
makeup application at the tip of a brush
can awaken worlds that confound the imagination
and certainly confound all religious absurdities,
psychologies, and philosophies.

I choose a life that continuously confounds the absolute--
the absolute right
the absolute faith
the absolute belief
the absolute idea
the absolute definition--
by way of...

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To join we are obliged to serve
And give you the service you deserve
    Your damn right it's a pain
    In this server world domain
No explanation's a bodily swerve








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The Job Application
The application asked for responsibility 
I wrote I am and my last boss would agree
All last year long
When it went wrong
He said the responsible one was me!...

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You were asking
earlier:

Floating In a pool 
by misadventure.

Slowly drowning 
in vomit, your own.

Chasing horses
in a seedy hotel room.

A busted heart
in a busted bathtub.

Hanging in a garage
beside your automobile

A twenty gauge
wrapped in your arms

One last Vodka shot, 
to end the pain.

These are some ways 
you can...

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*Friend Application*
*Please Read Disclaimer At Bottom*
*Full Time Position*
1-5 Yes or No.
1. Do you enjoy laughing, bullshitting around, and other fun shenannigans? 
2. Do you enjoy cooking? Ok well eating often? (Example... pizza, tacos, and other foods)
3. Do you enjoy eating popcorn or snacks while watching...

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How I apply for this job?
With you to hobnob?
I wouldn't know what to say,
Probably turn and walk away,
Have a small fantasy today,
Fantasies are good for chicks, I say,
Quite normal and healthy,
Never say you're my fantasy,
Really a bit absurd, 
Ode from a giggling girl....

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Z-ealously 
E-xplain 
N-ew 
A-pplication 
I-n 
D-esktop's 
A-cknowledged 

K-nowledge 
A-s 
S-imple 
P-rocedure 
I-s 
C-learly 
K-nown 

Topic: Birthday of Zenaida Kaspick (August 19) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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We've reviewed your resume, and...
It's only one job, after all.
...While your qualifications are impressive,...
I can always apply for another, of course.

It's only one job, after all.
...We don't have an opening for you at this time...
I can always apply for another, of course.
...We'll keep your resume...

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The steep hill of ambition, is paved with those failed tasks
The intention, and the hope, and all the other asks
The things that we were wont to do, but never did get done
Just because without belief, our success rate would be none

That is where the sadness...

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THE MAGIC OF NATURE

The sun shining so brightly,
Making your skin glow.
Even the silver sprinkle of frost sparkling,
A beautiful covering of snow.
Sounds of the morning songbird,
It's so wonderful to hear,
Flying so swiftly and free,
A joy to see, any day of the year!
Stunning abundance of fields full...

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