Friend Application
*Friend Application*
*Please Read Disclaimer At Bottom*
*Full Time Position*
1-5 Yes or No.
1. Do you enjoy laughing, bullshitting around, and other fun shenannigans?
2. Do you enjoy cooking? Ok well eating often? (Example... pizza, tacos, and other foods)
3. Do you enjoy eating popcorn or snacks while watching a variety of movies, and shows? (Examoles...NOVA, History Channel, Occasional weather channel? Conversating about them?
4. Do you enjoy a variety of loud music? (Example...Country, Rock, and Rap)
5. Do you enjoy stupid **** like this often?
6-10 multiple choice.
6. Sprite, Dr. Pepper, or Coke?
7.Playstation or Xbox?
8. Chips, Cookies, Cupcakes, or Candy?
9. Genres.....Funny, Horror, Suspense, or Mind Bogglers?
10. Which hand is it in Left or Right?
11-15 scale it 0 (dislike) 5 (favorite).
11. Video Games?
12. Spontaneously doing things?
13. Being around kids?
14. Reading magazines?
15. Random acts with no reasons besides hilarity?
16-20 explain what you would do, say, or how you would react.
16. Were walking down the street all these people were out and I randomly for no reason yelled "Look...hurry I think it's a whorenado?"
17. We go to a restaurant and I say "look at that slab of meat?"
18. If we were to go to Homeland just so I can say"I don't see Obama in this *****! Ha and you call yourself Homeland Security!"
19. Starting a prank war were at your house and I decide I'm taking handles and knobs off everything when you aren't around?
20. If there was a ghost and I could see it (freaken out or calm you pick the scenario) but you might or might not see it?
Disclaimer: This application was brought to you by #aunnabearthegreat it may or may not help in the case of potential Friend Zone with this party. However all answers are to be answered honestly and may or may not be taken very very very seriously. This application also does not guarantee a slot in the Friend Zone due to unlikingness, dishonesty, or incorrect answers which result in incompatibility. This party is in no way, shape, or form reliable for any damages emotionally, mentally, and or physically. This party is Definitely not responsiible for any changes in reputation or socialist standards or expectations and this party also doesn't care about that. There may or may not be a good chance you will be transformed into joining a team of the worlds top Nerds so rep that ****! Thanks in advance! Good luck or good ridden!
Copyright © Aunna Jones | Year Posted 2017
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