Best Annoy Poems

I reckon you could call me an old curmudgeon but that's alright!
I've been around four score and three and I have earned that right!
There are many things that annoy me but I'll mention just a few.
Hang in there with me as I attempt to get...

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If I annoy you
Please tell me
Listen; i will do
If I annoy you
Please tell me
I will put my act together
If I annoy you
Please tell me
I will start anew

If I annoy you
Give me a hug
Game over...

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Life is Love’s toy to enjoy, not to fabricate and annoy 
Love’s circle remains unbroken, within are glories unspoken...

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My intention was never to annoy!
I hope to enchant you with my rhyme.
Repitition's path can lead to joy.
There is magic imbedded in each line.

I hope to enchant you with my Rhyme.
Like repeating notes in a symphony.
There is magic imbedded in each line.
Allow yourself to float...

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plagiarism everywhere around I seek; 

regurgitating like plasticene mince meat; 

out dated ideas repackaged to repeat; 

do people realise or is it some kind of conspiracy leak. 


something to treasure a flat pack pine look wardrobe half price get one buy one free closing down...

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They say that hate is a big word
What you suppose to do
When they pin you down
Making your life a living hell
For their benefit...
I know I was raised better than that

People sometimes really push you to the edge
Take a deep breath and try to calm down
How...

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They're everywhere in life

There's no getting away

They always want to argue

No matter what you say

The people who annoy you

Are every race and Creed

Always having a bad day

To make you miserable, their need

They know nothing of karma

Let alone how to live

They seem to get enjoyment

From the...

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They are sassy, and assertive, and they spin me on my head.
They are marching, and starching.  They will control me ‘til I’m dead.
They are bullying me, and there are a hundred of them strong.
I need to escape this jazzy world that has a lot...

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Try Destroy, Annoy and Enjoy

These are Trump's favorite things
he likes doing without improving
and out of White House he should
be moving.

Deficiencies, Societies and Varieties
Also, just came to my mind.

What Trump the most seems to enjoy,
All of us he is  always trying to annoy;
Familiar does sound,
All...

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Trump and Ploy To Annoy

Trump as usual appears as another ploy;
It is only designed  for his base to enjoy;


Rest of us will really irritate and annoy.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC 28422

For: Daniel Henninger
Wall Street Journal
henninger@wsj.com...

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The dog was incensed, he sounded the alarm in the form of a bark.
But the master was away, and the kitty cats were on a lark.
They began typing away, changing their master’s story for the best. 
He would soon come home and be thrilled; finally...

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Never annoy
A woman
Who carries a pointy sword
made of copper or aluminium or zinc

and if it is encrusted with
rubies and emeralds, figure 
she has some knowledge of it,
and will wield it gladly in your direction
and often

She who can assert herself with
her champion armour and her pointy
sword,...

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Oh my math! Oh my math!
You are a head ache or clear cache,
I don’t understand you till I solve, 
Is it a part of my problem solve?

Oh dear math! Oh dear math!
Please be simple, don’t be so tough,
You want me to practice, doing some rough?
It’s...

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This verse offers such flowers,
gives them to us,
presents a vase of verse
so simply, yet with grace.

So simply, too, do we
receive them with that grace,
presented as they are
within this dainty vase.

Such a vase, with grace,
such flowers, with grace,
such a vase of verse
containing those flowers with finesse.

Why...

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I feel the ire grow
It fuels my revulsion 
Needing a repose...

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