Best Annoy Poems
I reckon you could call me an old curmudgeon but that's alright!
I've been around four score and three and I have earned that right!
There are many things that annoy me but I'll mention just a few.
Hang in there with me as I attempt to get across my point of view!
Barkin' mutts and their inconsiderate masters drive me up the wall!
The droopy-poopy pants kids wear just makes my wrinkled hide crawl!
Cussin' in public by so-called ladies and gentlemen is so uncouth!
It annoys me that high-profile jerks don't set an example for our youth!
It nettles me when someone says they'll do somethin' and then they don't.
I'm annoyed with people who keep me waitin' which is usually their wont!
Careless drivers bug me especially jerks who think it's cute to tailgate,
And telephone solicitors who the serenity of my castle they desecrate!
I'm disturbed about those who flout the Constitution - 'tis an abomination!
It bothers me that we don't ask God's guidance for this troubled nation!
Pompous bureaucrats annoy me no end with their paucity of breedin'!
It rankles me to pay more taxes for which the guv'mint is ever pleadin'!
I ain't got no patience with a screamin' brat or a loud-mouthed dude,
(Nor people who murder the English language as I just did - it's so crude!)
I could ramble on and on ad infinitum about things that annoy me,
But I feel my blood pressure risin' so I had better let the subject be!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Not for the contest.
If I annoy you
Please tell me
Listen; i will do
If I annoy you
Please tell me
I will put my act together
If I annoy you
Please tell me
I will start anew
If I annoy you
Give me a hug
Game over
Oh my math! Oh my math!
You are a head ache or clear cache,
I don’t understand you till I solve,
Is it a part of my problem solve?
Oh dear math! Oh dear math!
Please be simple, don’t be so tough,
You want me to practice, doing some rough?
It’s so hard, I want to give up!
Oh toughest math! Oh toughest math!
Whenever I solve algebra,
I never take it as easy to see zebra,
Whenever I solve integers,
I always think about strangers,
Whenever I solve linear equations,
There stands a line of questions!
Oh annoying math! Oh annoying math!
Whenever there is a doubt,
I tell my teacher to sort it out,
Always one answer on the tip of her tongue,
Practice, practice and practice ample,
You becoming a mathematician, will become simple!
Oh simple math! Oh simple math!
Solving maths is full of fun,
Maths is nowhere tough, no need of rough,
It’s never so hard to give up!
Life is Love’s toy to enjoy, not to fabricate and annoy
Love’s circle remains unbroken, within are glories unspoken
My intention was never to annoy!
I hope to enchant you with my rhyme.
Repitition's path can lead to joy.
There is magic imbedded in each line.
I hope to enchant you with my Rhyme.
Like repeating notes in a symphony.
There is magic imbedded in each line.
Allow yourself to float along with me.
Like repeating notes in a symphony.
Dance along endless possibilities.
Allow yourself to float along with me.
Escaping our mundane realities.
Dance along endless possibilities.
Others may look and think that we are fools.
Escaping our mundane realities.
True artistry expressed within the rules.
Others may look and think that we are fools.
Repetition's path can lead to joy!
True artistry expressed within the rules.
My intention was never to annoy.
Written May 7th 2014 for Charlotte Puddifoot's Iritate me contest.
plagiarism everywhere around I seek;
regurgitating like plasticene mince meat;
out dated ideas repackaged to repeat;
do people realise or is it some kind of conspiracy leak.
something to treasure a flat pack pine look wardrobe half price get one buy one free closing down sale treat;
why not buy a pack of twenty four toilet rolls to wipe your **** with because you know every sheet was a little bit more cheap;
two weeks later you're at the doctors telling him of the sores on your **** that itch and you think it might be some sort of allergic reaction to the sausages you eat.
I really need this new toothpaste that is tested by scientists in space to make your teeth shine brighter than your cxxk would if you rubbed it all over in deep heat;
"Mmmmm" says a seventy year old granny with a little beard growing on her chin;"this is that cream off that commercial that says it will reduce signs of aging within three weeks";
then her daughter who is about fifty says" yes and it says you can also use it as a all in one paint stripper and removes all blockages from your waste drain pipe that goes out into the street".
They say that hate is a big word
What you suppose to do
When they pin you down
Making your life a living hell
For their benefit...
I know I was raised better than that
People sometimes really push you to the edge
Take a deep breath and try to calm down
How do you ignore them
When they think they trying to make you feel better
After they were willing to just let you fall from the cliff
So annoy...
This verse offers such flowers,
gives them to us,
presents a vase of verse
so simply, yet with grace.
So simply, too, do we
receive them with that grace,
presented as they are
within this dainty vase.
Such a vase, with grace,
such flowers, with grace,
such a vase of verse
containing those flowers with finesse.
Why do we try so hard to create
verse for flowers and a vase
employing such a dainty voice
while we curse so much, oh yes, so much?
(Jul 2022)
Try Destroy, Annoy and Enjoy
These are Trump's favorite things
he likes doing without improving
and out of White House he should
be moving.
Deficiencies, Societies and Varieties
Also, just came to my mind.
What Trump the most seems to enjoy,
All of us he is always trying to annoy;
Familiar does sound,
All around;
Never accept or them tried to destroy.
Jim Horn
They're everywhere in life
There's no getting away
They always want to argue
No matter what you say
The people who annoy you
Are every race and Creed
Always having a bad day
To make you miserable, their need
They know nothing of karma
Let alone how to live
They seem to get enjoyment
From the hard time they give
But as they do to you
They will get it all back
In one way, shape, or form
They will catch some flack
Like the universal truth
Of sowing and reaping
As you do unto others
In that you'll be steeping
Until they figure it out
And take the subtle clue
They will always be that way
They're people who annoy you
They are sassy, and assertive, and they spin me on my head.
They are marching, and starching. They will control me ‘til I’m dead.
They are bullying me, and there are a hundred of them strong.
I need to escape this jazzy world that has a lot of things quite wrong.
They are sitting on the shelf, staring, laughing when I wail or I cry.
They are making fun of my sister, and one yesterday poked me in the eye.
They are talking about me, and they always laugh at me behind my back.
They are mean as snot, and I am tired, of being the one always on attack.
How do you know they are always making fun of you if you did not hear what they said?
How do you know they were rolling eyes at you, it could have been the teacher instead.
How do you know they said it if you did not hear a tiny single word?
Shut up! She told me soundly. Your logic is disgustingly absurd.
I feel the ire grow
It fuels my revulsion
Needing a repose
Please do not annoy me today.
Best yet to quietly sneak away.
I took a sleeping pill too late.
So waking up I did so hate.
I am in no mood to be nice at all.
My glass of milk spilled down a wall.
My favorite blouse had a spill on the front.
Someone called me a little runt.
Please do not annoy me today.
Best to quietly sneak away.
Trump and Ploy To Annoy
Trump as usual appears as another ploy;
It is only designed for his base to enjoy;
Rest of us will really irritate and annoy.
James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC 28422
For: Daniel Henninger
Wall Street Journal
[email protected]
The dog was incensed, he sounded the alarm in the form of a bark.
But the master was away, and the kitty cats were on a lark.
They began typing away, changing their master’s story for the best.
He would soon come home and be thrilled; finally able to rest.
The dog did not know how talented were the kitty cats in the house.
Only recognizing their ability to be fast and catch every single mouse.
He was going crazy, watching them type away at the manuscript.
Picturing the worst, this hound was having a startling doggy fit!