Things That Annoy Me

plagiarism everywhere around I seek; regurgitating like plasticene mince meat; out dated ideas repackaged to repeat; do people realise or is it some kind of conspiracy leak. something to treasure a flat pack pine look wardrobe half price get one buy one free closing down sale treat; why not buy a pack of twenty four toilet rolls to wipe your **** with because you know every sheet was a little bit more cheap; two weeks later you're at the doctors telling him of the sores on your **** that itch and you think it might be some sort of allergic reaction to the sausages you eat. I really need this new toothpaste that is tested by scientists in space to make your teeth shine brighter than your cxxk would if you rubbed it all over in deep heat; "Mmmmm" says a seventy year old granny with a little beard growing on her chin;"this is that cream off that commercial that says it will reduce signs of aging within three weeks"; then her daughter who is about fifty says" yes and it says you can also use it as a all in one paint stripper and removes all blockages from your waste drain pipe that goes out into the street".