Best Achoo Poems

Achoo Haiku

Cold swift river

Sneezes on the lotus shore

Take 2 aspirin...

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Achoo Haiku

Fever comes, covers 
Nature holds back flu, achoo!
Bamboo shivers, cold...

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The majestic oak,    
Resting in its leafy shade-
Photosynthesis....

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ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah haiku

ba ba ba bless you...

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The grass has turned brown.
   The leaves have all fallen down.
The air has taken on a different feel.
    My allergies are back, oh where is that pill?
My eyes start to itch.
    My nose runs with a twitch.
This...

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an early spring chill
brings on a terrible cold
viruses rampant
pollen in the air is worse
full-time sniffling and sneezing

written April 16, 2022...

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I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...

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I was eating a bagel, 
With the late Betty Grabel 
When I accidentally,
Dropped lox on the floor
 
I thought it was cool, 
Ya know, that three second rule 
So I ate it 
Before someone had walked through the door
  
I thought it was stable...

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A sneeze signals trouble,
all hell is breaking loose,
another one seems loud,
annoying it must be,
Anna hands me Kleenex
as more body shocks come...
Achoo! Achoo!! Achoo!!!...

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Achoo, Achoo
Miracle Man
9/7/2024 

I rise each morning chomping at the bit,
because allergies are giving me a near fit.
As I blow, and I sneeze,
I breathe with a wheeze,
I’m glad it’s nothing that I can transmit.






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Sumer is icumen in
a modern English translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

This is an update of an old classic for those of us who suffer with hay fever and other allergies ...

Sumer is icumen in
Lhude sing achu!
Groweth sed
And bloweth hed
And buyeth med?
Cuccu!

Keywords/Tags: spring, summer, seasons, hay...

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