Best Absurdist Poems
Ice Rock ComethBehold & beware…
green comet
sails through
cadaverous darkness
on its journey through
Sol’s neighborhood
Gaia’s parasites
blink at
the luminous
icy rock
(they are
pummeled by
shocking storms
& plagued with stormy
delusions)
It’s official:
humankind is
on the glowing rocks
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Categories:
absurdist, dark, humorous, satire, science
Form:
Free verse
June's Cosmic Parade°*•***•***•*°*°*•***•*°*°*•***•*°
June’s dreams
you’re the guide
"meet & greet"
the ecliptic zoo
a must-see!
a new five worldless day
goes on parade
these planets never stand still
click on Mars to tune up
see Mars square Pluto
as it crawls through Capricorn
truth freedom and that
need to capture the planet
of love we had
pay attention to retrograding
Mercury...
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Categories:
absurdist, humorous, satire, space, surreal,
Form:
Free verse
Summer Solstice Is Cominggiven a double whammy
they wanted to double down
on double talk
in the
torrid gust
the summer solstice
its sundry insectile eyes
seething with sultry scorn
in this weather channeled
source of telegenic storms
seasonal shifts are
lost in...
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Categories:
absurdist, dark, earth, humorous, space,
Form:
Free verse
Science Is AlertPopularLiveScienceAlertTechDaily
ancient Martian microbes digest Trojan Asteroids
daily mail lands on the Moon
online tsunamis tracked by harmful UFO videos
2022: the Light-Year of the Great White Dino-Shark
NASA underneath Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Space Space Space
Ligers captured by Titan Dragonfly
national geographers guard the popular mechanics
1 million previously hidden galaxies found...
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Categories:
absurdist, humorous, nonsense, satire, science,
Form:
Free verse
Storms Happenstorms happen
happenstance stomps
selfish selfies inherit the wind
windmills become grist for the mill
Armageddon trending now
Utopia is Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day
go figure (& lie about the figures)
too many figurative flies in the proverbial soup
words float like moths to the factoid
sting like a bumbling bezoar
fly like a...
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Categories:
absurdist, culture, humorous, satire, surreal,
Form:
Free verse
4 Swords
4 sullen swords
4 truncated tombs
4 comatose clocks
4 querulous quatrains
We of the Absurd
We of the Timed Out
We of the Checked Out
We of the Hanged
our candle-like Keywords
wax and wane UPRIGHT
cough up the REVERSED card
confined in blunted light
enter the Knight of Keyboards
spiritless warrior
brandishing weeping sword
time for The...
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Categories:
absurdist, dark, humorous, spiritual, surreal,
Form:
Free verse