Best Abbott Poems

Abbott Cat

—————————————(Dedicated to our unique cat Gnash)***.         
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Know that Abbott Cat
Had the stride
Of the pure…placing:
Each step forward
With the slightest lift
   of the upper ankle
So to set down his 
Paws — first the toes,
Then the heels
As...

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Does anyone remember Abbott and Costello
Goofy as they were, my memories are mellow
Their antics were silly
A bit willy nilly
Bud and Lou were hilarious fellows...

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Day of mourning
for the music world
the red bearded god is slain
upon the stage his blood was spilt
metal will never be the same
a guitar genius
the best there was
his brother Vinnie
sick with loss
no-one else can fill his shoes
he played it all
from rock to blues
Dimebag Darrell
rest in peace
a...

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WITH   APOLOGIES   TO   ABBOTT   AND   COSTELLO



“Been to the youth centre again,”
She said,  “Guess what band I’ve  been to see.” 

I said,   “NO IDEA,   my pet.”

“No,” she says, “We had...

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Hop along through the fields like the rabbits—
Or I know seven women named Abbott.
Call it ridiculous,
Something ludicrous,
But I’ve forgotten what my analogy is for.
Either way, because of you, my back is sore,
So hop along through the fields like the rabbits—
Or I know seven women named...

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Mr. Abbott

Mr. Abbott bought a 
 steam powered Stanley
He felt it made him 
 look rather manly

He has a large 
 handlebar moustache 
Constantly covered in 
 soot and ash

In his finery, 
goggles and gloves 
He would wave at his
 imaginary loves

Over the hills
 and...

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