Bertha Poems - Poems about Bertha

...What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this. I own it. That course I took is working well. Was that the diplomatic course. It was, have you been on it. Have I asked you any stupid qu......Read the rest...

...Bejeweled Bertha can dive into any pond Flipping back to the surface with rare jewels on She sometimes finds emeralds, once she found gold Her necklace today of pearls looks like antiques, oh so o......Read the rest...

...Big Bertha wore a custom-made silk bra When hubby first saw her, he was in awe On their very first date, He was in a dazed state She decked him with one huge......Read the rest...

...My darling Bertha, all people agree Is the ugliest= mutt they ever did see She squeaks and she snorts She has whiskers and warts But she's the most charming of ladies to me 2/27/23......Read the rest...

...A professor of difficult sums Who led a simple and useful life Till he met Big Bertha from Beverley And took her to be his wife. It was a convention of difficult sums On the logistics of long h......Read the rest...

... I Remember when days were long and all de children do is play, or how de burnin sun hot like fire and snow cone all melt away when I was jus a lad in Trinida......Read the rest...

...Holly did not communicate with people in a social way. They interested her in almost no capacity, but cows fascinated her. She decorated her room with cows, and she studied all their breeds. This ......Read the rest...

...Anida Mann & Baron Ready April Showers & Wade Rivers Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman Candy Cane & Hedon Succor Chastity B. Lowe & Noah Hoare ......Read the rest...

...I once shared a job with another counselor. She was something else. This might give you an idea. One day the principal said to me “I have purchased all of the things on your list for the breat......Read the rest...

...Life is way too short for some, and far too long for others - “Says here, ‘Lester Kiblingworth - a former county sheriff - and oldest man in Sidwell, passed away at one-oh-three,’” I announced......Read the rest...

...Today it’s Pancake Day and there’s to be a pancake race Entrants are on the starting line with a smile upon their face Old Ted ‘s ready with his frying pan, he is a fat old josser bu......Read the rest...

...NOTE: THIS IS ONLY THE 1st half of this piece-- its 2nd half is posted separately due to Poetry Soup's poem-lengths-limitation. Be sure to check out the balance of this poem = "Tiny Town Events" 2nd......Read the rest...

...THIS IS THE SECOND 1/2 of my "Tiny Town Events" piece, posted separately, (one half at a time), due to Poetry Soup's poem maximum-length requirement. To enjoy the entire story, you'll need to first ......Read the rest...

...Bertha wore her hair in a bun So tight it made her eyes run She did not care For combing her hair Nor did her mop-haired son......Read the rest...

...Walking along the pebbled beaches of Devon, Little Bertha and me were on a mission, To find some fossil of unknown dinosaur, Washed to these shores by waves from afar! Husband and son jack we......Read the rest...