Pactolus Has Gold
...Sabashtain Berlusconi made his
Presence Known
the Chant of
Pactolus the Magnificent
roar every where
He wore the strap of Honor
from
the Pergerus of Digulance'
the sacred beast of the fields
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Categories:
berlusconi, music, myth, song, sports,
Form: Ballad
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
...The first part is, you knock the skittles down,
the second is, you set them up again:
Suzuki, Siemens, Berlusconi, Braun -
they're indestructible, these little men!
We dole out dollars to t...
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Categories:
berlusconi, history,
Form: Sonnet
Italian Prudery
...Hisham Melhem
insists it must be either us or them
that prudish box
such a peculiar contrast to those Berlusconi jocks....
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Categories:
berlusconi, age,
Form: Clerihew
The News These Day's
...Where have all the feel good stories gone
I can't remember, it's been so long,
I hate to turn on and watch the news
I just walk away, with a case of the blues
Look, Joe Paterno just got the ax
cops ...
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Categories:
berlusconi, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Pinocchio, Meet Fibonacci
...At
first
a fib
nothing more
or that’s what he thought
but one economical truth
wasn’t enough, so his spinnerets spun some fresh lines
one needs fairly few words to speak the pure truth, but ma...
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Categories:
berlusconi, satire
Form: Fibonacci