Sir Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Sir Edmund Clerihew Bentley
passed away, so he sent me.
He wrote of gumshoe detectives,
and eschewed dumb invectives.
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Categories:
bentley, appreciation,
Form: Clerihew
Edmund Clerihew Bentley
As a tribute to Sir Edmund Clerihew Bentley
I now write this unique form- consequently
Two rhyming couplets, with line lengths unequal
I'll tribute myself...in my clerihew sequel
Clerihew Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Regina McIntosh
12/18/20
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Categories:
bentley, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Bentley Get Off the Ground
Bentley, get off the ground!
I smiled because I am shopping child-free.
In charge of no one except myself.
The only Bentley I have known is a dog.
This Bentley is a small boy, around six years old.
He has brown hair and dancing eyes.
He scrambles from the floor and tips the cart.
His mother yells “BENTLEY!”
I smile, knowing that someday
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Categories:
bentley, parents,
Form: Narrative
A Bentley Dog Day
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW,
WATCHING IT RAIN.
FORCED TO STAY IN
AND I'M GOING INSANE.
LIGHTNING AND THUNDER
MAKE ME SMILE
NONE THE LESS
I'LL BE HERE A WHILE
IT STARTED EARLY THIS MORNING,
WHILE I WAS DREAMING OF FEATS.
THUNDER INTERRUPTED
MY INTENTIONAL SLEEP.
FORCED TO ARISE
JUST MADE ME UPSET.
LOSS OF SLEEP
IS LIKE GOING IN DEBT.
THE CLOUDS ARE FALLING
THE RAINS ARE LOW.
NOT ENOUGH WIND
AND NO
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Categories:
bentley, character, dog, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
My Hero For April 2017--Dianne Bentley
You're my hero this month, Dianne.
You brought down your unfaithful man.
"Luv Guv," now your ex,
was wild about sex.
One staffer was his greatest fan.
A text meant for her went to you!
Months later you'd bid him adieu,
but first you'd make dang
sure hubby would hang.
Your quiet "campaign" would ensue.
Your audio tapes would assist
the Ethics Committee, whose fist
would
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Categories:
bentley, corruption, hero,
Form: Limerick
Bentley and Shadow
My friend had a beautiful bird and Bentley was his name
He was a little cockatiel and he liked to play a game
Where he'd undo a charm bracelet,throw it all around
He'd say his name so loudly then he'd make a giggling sound
She got another cockatiel,a smaller one than Bentley
"Pretty boy Bentley"he'd yell out and look at
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Categories:
bentley, animalsbeautiful, bird, beautiful, bird,
Form: Rhyme