Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to up there numbers and gain more media
attention, several larger promotions
started turning there back to these smaller
companies urging them to
cooperate and get along. This mean forming
alliances and unting titles and communicating
before they made attempts
to talk to the bigger promotions. The term "Users"
came up talking about
one promoter who refused to do business with
other promoters in there area and even his own
brother ( also a promoter). we heard an angry
Mad Sabian say he had enough trouble finding sponsors
for some of the rag work his guys did, letting
SOO-Soo (unnamed)
get in on the action
would require an investment!
we'll let you know whats going on!
Bassoon Mandellain Report!
Categories:
belts, business, culture,
Form: Ballade
If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories:
belts, girl,
Form: Limerick
You emerge happily from your Rolls Royce
But neglect to remove your seat belt device
Hope no one is looking
As you begin unhooking
A gorgeous babe greets you at that moment precise
Categories:
belts, fun,
Form: Limerick
If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories:
belts, beautiful,
Form: Limerick
A belt keeps pants from falling down
Or gives the loops employment.
A song that’s belted out may give
The audience enjoyment.
A belt of Scotch may calm the nerves
But there is no denyin’
The brightest belt is in the sky
On he who hunts, Orion.
One belt can lay a boxer flat
And factory surveyors
Keep track of goods that travel
On the belts we call conveyors.
What prompted this was Henry,*
Such a proud, excited fellow
Who just passed his test in Tae Kwon Do
And earned his belt of yellow!
*my 4 ½ year old grandson
Categories:
belts, word play,
Form: Rhyme
If girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories:
belts, celebration,
Form: Limerick
If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories:
belts, angel,
Form: Limerick
9/10/16
Polar ice caps continue to melt
Below asteroid belts
And above beds of kelp
Materials being smelt
Hyped up and stocked across the shelf
Better focus on your health
As much as, if not more than you do with wealth
Keep swimming, you don't have to be as good as Phelps
Near and far from kelt
And areas inhabited by elk
As well as crops, few of which may have been spelt
Close and beyond where people dwelt
Many toiled and prayed while they knelt
With all the hands I was dealt
Always tried to handle them myself
Because I didn't like to ask for help
From anyone else
Finally saw her, she was wearing felt
And her intentions were heartfelt/ And a traditional dress considered Welsh
By: Dalton Ogletree
Categories:
belts, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme
be sure to have them on hand
mabe in a closet can
on the bedroon stand
i keep a few on the shelf
my
BELTS
Categories:
belts, adventure, uplifting,
Form: Light Verse
We're in for a hell of a ride,
Glad you're at my side,
Is this pilot drunk, or mad?
Or an incompetent flying cad?
One thing seems clear,
I don't think he's a flight school grad....
Luggage flies about the cabin,
The stewardess's stopped their gabbin'
Everyone is fearfully grabbin'
In dreams that they were dabbin'
the pilot with a tranquilizer as he's babblin'
Get us down, and make it quick!
This flight crew is mentally sick,
Scaring all the sh__ from us
Next time, I swear, I'll take the bus!!!
Categories:
belts, adventure, funny, parody,
Form: Burlesque