Belts Poems - Poems about Belts

About gods of timing belts and spark plugs

“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", most frequently translated as "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". A. Dante, 14th century Italian poet

They sway the power over mere mortals
They drop the words that cannot be appealed
Gods of carjacks are deities, immortals
The voodoo magic over vehicles they wield

Their world is full of strange sounds
“Alignment, ratchet, dolly and

Categories: belts, car, humor, humorous, life,
Form: Rhyme

Success Is Sensitive To Failure

The Garnet of Togetherness

Categories: belts, business, career, film, leadership,
Form: Bio

From the Desk of Kelp Seaworthy

Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
 place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to up there numbers and gain more media
attention, several larger promotions
started

Categories: belts, business, culture,
Form: Ballade

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Belts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!

Categories: belts, girl,
Form: Limerick

Seat Belts

You emerge happily from your Rolls Royce
But neglect to remove your seat belt device
Hope no one is looking
As you begin unhooking
A gorgeous babe greets you at that moment precise

Categories: belts, fun,
Form: Limerick

Belts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!

Categories: belts, beautiful,
Form: Limerick

Belts

A belt keeps pants from falling down
Or gives the loops employment.
A song that’s belted out may give
The audience enjoyment.

A belt of Scotch may calm the nerves
But there is no denyin’
The brightest belt is in the sky
On he who hunts, Orion.

One belt can lay a boxer flat
And factory surveyors
Keep track of goods that travel
On the belts

Categories: belts, word play,
Form: Rhyme

Belts

If girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!

Categories: belts, celebration,
Form: Limerick

Belts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!

Categories: belts, angel,
Form: Limerick

Asteroid Belts

9/10/16


Polar ice caps continue to melt
Below asteroid belts
And above beds of kelp

Materials being smelt
Hyped up and stocked across the shelf

Better focus on your health
As much as, if not more than you do with wealth

Keep swimming, you don't have to be as good as Phelps
Near and far from kelt
And areas inhabited by elk
As well as crops,

Categories: belts, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme

Belts

be sure to have them on hand
mabe in a closet can
on the bedroon stand
i keep a few on the shelf
my 
BELTS

Categories: belts, adventure, uplifting,
Form: Light Verse

Please Fasten Your Seat Belts!!

We're in for a hell of a ride,
Glad you're at my side,
Is this pilot drunk, or mad?
Or an incompetent flying cad?
One thing seems clear,
I don't think he's a flight school grad....

Luggage flies about the cabin,
The stewardess's stopped their gabbin'
Everyone is fearfully grabbin'
In dreams that they were dabbin'
the pilot with a tranquilizer as he's babblin'

Get us

Categories: belts, adventure, funny, parody,
Form: Burlesque