Belts Poems | Examples


From the Desk of Kelp Seaworthy

Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
 place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to up there numbers and gain more media
attention, several larger promotions
started turning there back to these smaller
 companies urging them to
cooperate and get along. This mean forming
 alliances and unting titles and communicating
 before they made attempts
to talk to the bigger promotions. The term "Users"
 came up talking about
one promoter who refused to do business with
 other promoters in there area and even his own 
brother ( also a promoter). we heard an angry
 Mad Sabian say he had enough trouble finding sponsors
for some of the rag work his guys did, letting
SOO-Soo (unnamed)
get in on the action
would require an investment!
we'll let you know whats going on!

Bassoon Mandellain Report!
Categories: belts, business, culture,
Form: Ballade

Premium MemberBelts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories: belts, girl,
Form: Limerick


Premium MemberSeat Belts

You emerge happily from your Rolls Royce
But neglect to remove your seat belt device
Hope no one is looking
As you begin unhooking
A gorgeous babe greets you at that moment precise
Categories: belts, fun,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBelts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories: belts, beautiful,
Form: Limerick

Belts

A belt keeps pants from falling down
Or gives the loops employment.
A song that’s belted out may give
The audience enjoyment.

A belt of Scotch may calm the nerves
But there is no denyin’
The brightest belt is in the sky
On he who hunts, Orion.

One belt can lay a boxer flat
And factory surveyors
Keep track of goods that travel
On the belts we call conveyors.

What prompted this was Henry,*
Such a proud, excited fellow
Who just passed his test in Tae Kwon Do
And earned his belt of yellow!

*my 4 ½ year old grandson
Categories: belts, word play,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberBelts

If girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories: belts, celebration,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBelts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!
Categories: belts, angel,
Form: Limerick

Asteroid Belts

9/10/16


Polar ice caps continue to melt
Below asteroid belts
And above beds of kelp

Materials being smelt
Hyped up and stocked across the shelf

Better focus on your health
As much as, if not more than you do with wealth

Keep swimming, you don't have to be as good as Phelps
Near and far from kelt
And areas inhabited by elk
As well as crops, few of which may have been spelt

Close and beyond where people dwelt
Many toiled and prayed while they knelt

With all the hands I was dealt
Always tried to handle them myself
Because I didn't like to ask for help
From anyone else

Finally saw her, she was wearing felt
And her intentions were heartfelt/ And a traditional dress considered Welsh

By: Dalton Ogletree
Categories: belts, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme

Belts

be sure to have them on hand
mabe in a closet can
on the bedroon stand
i keep a few on the shelf
my 
BELTS
Categories: belts, adventure, uplifting,
Form: Light Verse

Please Fasten Your Seat Belts!!

We're in for a hell of a ride,
Glad you're at my side,
Is this pilot drunk, or mad?
Or an incompetent flying cad?
One thing seems clear,
I don't think he's a flight school grad....

Luggage flies about the cabin,
The stewardess's stopped their gabbin'
Everyone is fearfully grabbin'
In dreams that they were dabbin'
the pilot with a tranquilizer as he's babblin'

Get us down, and make it quick!
This flight crew is mentally sick,
Scaring all the sh__ from us
Next time, I swear, I'll take the bus!!!
Categories: belts, adventure, funny, parody,
Form: Burlesque
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