Belts Poems - Poems about Belts

“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", most frequently translated as "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". A. Dante, 14th century Italian poet They sway the power over mere mortals They drop the words that cannot be appealed Gods of carjacks are deities, immortals The voodoo magic over vehicles they wield Their world is full of strange sounds “Alignment, ratchet, dolly and...

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The Garnet of Togetherness ...

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Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional event that was secretly planned to get rid of reporter hype and fakenews. Dance floor records was named the place for the secet meetings. Due to the lack of cooperation between several minor league promotions: meaning their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together to up there numbers and gain more media attention, several larger promotions started...

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If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border Not complaining, not I Shorter is better I cry Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

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You emerge happily from your Rolls Royce But neglect to remove your seat belt device Hope no one is looking As you begin unhooking A gorgeous babe greets you at that moment precise...

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If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border Not complaining, not I Shorter is better I cry Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

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A belt keeps pants from falling down Or gives the loops employment. A song that’s belted out may give The audience enjoyment. A belt of Scotch may calm the nerves But there is no denyin’ The brightest belt is in the sky On he who hunts, Orion. One belt can lay a boxer flat And factory surveyors Keep track of goods that travel On the belts...

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If girlie's short shorts get any shorter They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border Not complaining, not I Shorter is better I cry Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

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If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border Not complaining, not I Shorter is better I cry Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

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9/10/16 Polar ice caps continue to melt Below asteroid belts And above beds of kelp Materials being smelt Hyped up and stocked across the shelf Better focus on your health As much as, if not more than you do with wealth Keep swimming, you don't have to be as good as Phelps Near and far from kelt And areas inhabited by elk As well as crops,...

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be sure to have them on hand mabe in a closet can on the bedroon stand i keep a few on the shelf my BELTS...

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We're in for a hell of a ride, Glad you're at my side, Is this pilot drunk, or mad? Or an incompetent flying cad? One thing seems clear, I don't think he's a flight school grad.... Luggage flies about the cabin, The stewardess's stopped their gabbin' Everyone is fearfully grabbin' In dreams that they were dabbin' the pilot with a tranquilizer as he's babblin' Get us...

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