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Belts

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Patricia Cresswell Date: 8/17/2017 12:03:00 PM A gracious good morning to you!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to wear, oh so many ages ago, mini skirts. By todays standards they were too long. lol Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/17/2017 2:16:00 PM YUK YUK YUK!!! I believe it!!! Not all that upset about today's trend, I must say!!! tsk! tsk!! GOOD AFTERNOON, DEAR PATRICIA!!! Love, Jackson!!! xxx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/17/2017 7:16:00 AM Lol! Gotta say I've said as much, mini skirts are supposed to cover the muff ;) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/17/2017 7:20:00 AM Disgusting!!! But I am not totally against the trend! LOL xxx

Russell Sivey Date: 8/17/2017 6:14:00 AM You might as well call them belts, and they don't cover much anymore, I don't know why they bother putting them on if they are going to show everything off...Personally I don't like it, except on my wife when she is at home, not out and about drawing attention to herself! But this write is exquisite in it rhyming and funny interest! I really loved reading this elaborate poem this morning! Such a delight as always, the poem, not the short short shorts! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 8/17/2017 6:38:00 AM What is this world coming to??? LOL