Please Fasten Your Seat Belts!!
We're in for a hell of a ride,
Glad you're at my side,
Is this pilot drunk, or mad?
Or an incompetent flying cad?
One thing seems clear,
I don't think he's a flight school grad....
Luggage flies about the cabin,
The stewardess's stopped their gabbin'
Everyone is fearfully grabbin'
In dreams that they were dabbin'
the pilot with a tranquilizer as he's babblin'
Get us down, and make it quick!
This flight crew is mentally sick,
Scaring all the sh__ from us
Next time, I swear, I'll take the bus!!!
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