Please Fasten Your Seat Belts!!

We're in for a hell of a ride, Glad you're at my side, Is this pilot drunk, or mad? Or an incompetent flying cad? One thing seems clear, I don't think he's a flight school grad.... Luggage flies about the cabin, The stewardess's stopped their gabbin' Everyone is fearfully grabbin' In dreams that they were dabbin' the pilot with a tranquilizer as he's babblin' Get us down, and make it quick! This flight crew is mentally sick, Scaring all the sh__ from us Next time, I swear, I'll take the bus!!!