Below The Belt Poems - Poems about Below The Belt

...A man was marching through his mind. An empty cell to fullfill his time. Long before he traveled lands. He blistered truth with burned up hands. Many miles and waters sailed. Out for nothing and......

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...A man was marching through his mind. An empty cell to fullfill his time. Long before he traveled lands. He blistered truth with burned up hands. Many miles and waters sailed. Out for nothing and......

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... When home becomes a ring And rivalry serves as supper With the winner becoming lord By a blow below the belt Leave to live When the bed becomes a field Hosting rival players And a goal ......

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...“A No Brainer” If balancing a checkbook is a no brainer, why can’t I do it “Hit below the belt” As a guy I don’t even want to go there “I’m all ears” No wonder I can’t smell or see “Play ......

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... My doctor’s motto had me amused: “Going the extra mile is better than sued.” And so I underwent a colonoscopy that reached into my esophagus nearly. Recouping, he asked me how I felt. “Tha......

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...Constant below the belt down pinning is a manifestation of extreme fanaticism, especially of women to men and gay to men and implied sexual craving. ......

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..."Times have passed, times are here and times are ahead of us" said the 'Universe'. Past times are gone,recent times will go and there are inescapable progressions into the future. There are times w......

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...The oldest citizen of Soup Creek, Nopaul E. Ticks, posed to show his support for the town council's ban on politicians. I hear that nasty Trump feller, wants to stump in Soup Creek. He wro......

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...A man of 82 attacked, A hammer to his head, Is lucky, thanks to 911, He didn’t end up dead. Misinformation made the rounds, A pack of nasty lies Regarding Paul Pelosi, But that’s sadly no su......

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...You must fall like a feather And bounce like a ball, If people cut you short You must stand really tall. If kicked while you’re down Make sure that you get up, Show you’re a dog with teeth I......

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...A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent Had such a peculiar bent The kick that he felt Was below the belt That’s how his manhood got a dent......

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...You don't think you owe me Well I contend you do On my desk, I expect a bouquet of roses I worked thru most my childhood Paying my playground dues ‘Cause the factory called America never closes ......

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...Don't waste time, On holding grudges. Always make sure to add, the finishing touches. Say you're sorry, When you should. If you make a bleep, Knock on wood. Let go of......

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...Whether it is now some folks’ habit Or a lifestyle to try a bit, You should begin to inhibit The thoughtless actions others exhibit... For here in Ariel we actively prohibit Lovers having to c......

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...All the subtle poking and trying Only helps swell up the underlying A jibe here and there every opportune while Ambush and surprise in style A fight whose medium blows can be felt Escalating to ......

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