Short Below The Belt Poems

Billy Bob King the boxer felt
entitled to punch below the belt.
Not because he was a cheating swine.
His lack of height, set a low punchline....

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A sportsman from Burton-on-Trent
Had such a peculiar bent
The kick that he felt
Was below the belt
That’s how his manhood got a dent...

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Constant below the belt down pinning is a manifestation of extreme fanaticism, especially of women to men and gay to men and implied sexual craving. 

...

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That job he assigned came out a loss, 
which tells why my boss' so mean and cross.  
Then down below my belt 
his firm rough grasp I felt, 
as me out on my ass he did toss....

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From Trump A Welt We Felt

Trump had been hitting below the belt;
And when he did it would leave a welt;
Always bitter;
Quaint quitter;
A bad deal from him we all were dealt.

Jim Horn...

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Kick boxing can be fun except for the rules
No kicks below the belt in a man's precious jewels
You may get a warning
When one ends up wailing
And cursing like a trooper with naughty looks so cruel...

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dear john

         a few words she wrote 
  we’re through i found a real man 
           i’m getting married 


                  dear jane 

             he too spelt it plain 
      i have ravaged your mother 
             her scar was it you


By
David Kavanagh....

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The Doctor and aspiring Judge
  their facts now up for grabs

Agendas twisted, the world at stake
   neoclassic power grab

Memories scarce and memories bent
  all truth behind the lines

With punches far below the belt
  —and justice ill defined

(Villanova Pennsylvania: September, 2018)...

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Whether it is now some folks’ habit
Or a lifestyle to try a bit,
You should begin to inhibit
The thoughtless actions others exhibit...

For here in Ariel we actively prohibit
Lovers having to cohabit
And should be the last to simply sit
While lovers below the belt chastity hit
Making the still-not-profaned their teeth grit....

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The beat drops.
I slowly melt.

Be melting now
below my belt.

Dripping slowly
to my lungs.

Choking softly.
Spitting puns.

Puns be clever.
Witty.
Slick.

Drop it slowly.
Melt me sick.

Sickening drips
leak to
my heart.

Choking softly.
Melt apart.

I breathe no more,
then breathe it in.

I compartmentalize
my 
dripping
bin....

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Be  A Winner
Sometimes the world just seems unfair
It seems to hit us below the belt
And fighting back seems so hard
But you can beat it 
If you just stand your ground
And say to yourself enough is enough
Stand right up and look it right in the eye
And tell yourself today is the day
That I’m going to win
Because you’re a fighter
That can come out on top
And today YOU WILL WIN.

“ Only a quitter never wins”

R. Taub...

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Came dancing my doomsday
With the dark specks contort
my head shook to dare-
pour the corrosion on spot
my life dealt below the belt-
Over the matrimonial surprise
Made confused dwindled head,
that came to seal my pact
with the signature of doom
My lover's attach remnant-
On the align with malignant ages;
I lay subconscious in dormant-
And cuddled my angels,
If not for me my heart's grant
I could reverse our quarrels....

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Kiss for Life..


Hypnotized eyes
Quivering In my insides. 
Luscious lips, soft tenderness. 
Lip gloss, the right tastefulness. 

Our tongues was churning just right. 
Sending numbness of pleasure with great vibes. 

My body felt like it wanted to melt. 
I held her tight below her belt. 

That was the greatest kiss I ever had. 
It drove me crazy wildly mad. 

That woman is now my wife. 
I do plan on keeping her, for life....

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The bridal song
It's such a sad song
Cause anything can
go wrong
With you stringing
Each other along
Vowing to one another
to belong
Knowing you're in it, but
for how long
When anything can go
wrong
Despite, your feelings are
so strong
Below the belt, you'd get
hit, as if you're a  gong
About the idea of having
to Each other for an Eternity
to belong
With you going thru the motions,
stringing Each other belong
You see what I mean, it's a sad
song...

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