Beaned Poems - Poems about Beaned

...Clyde O'Toole suffered a heap of bad luck He was beaned with a wayward hockey puck He was heard to swear As it creased his hair Unfortunately Clyde forgot to......Read the rest...

...Lecherous Luther was wont to grope He ceased to function at the end of a rope! Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board He slipped on the ice and busted his gourd! Here rests our dear Ruby who fa......Read the rest...

...Here I am here. ...a small weathered grey stone in the middle of an ecru cube I am, as if woven with willowy white by spider to this chair shedding my last skins molting, melting, swelling, crus......Read the rest...

...Jo- deeeeeeeeeeee Lovely! Where have you been, Miss Jo- deeee, you? on a treadmill to the end of the earth, and you? A place called yearning... I was looking for my family and got lost on the way How......Read the rest...

...Titan Goliath challenged young David to a floggin' But David with his slingshot beaned him on the noggin! Dave viewed the carcass and was heard to say, "Nothin' to it!" ......Read the rest...

...When I was a but little tiny girl, my Mama bought me a fine ring to twirl. One gold ring for my small finger reminding me of man’s up coming zinger! My Ring-A-Ling, My Ring- A- Ling, WAIT for O......Read the rest...

...I sit and blunder - Torn asunder - Waiting for the blow. Barely singing - What I’m winging - Lying in the snow. Baffled by a ball of ice, Gliding in a way precise, I felt impending sacrif......Read the rest...