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Bashing Poems - Poems about Bashing


Premium Member Bashing of British
Wobble chops in 99, was driving cars and doing fine' He'd was in 'top gear' where his sweaters looked drear On a roll, he was always really; ready to talk and stroll Smugness poured out of him, he may be deaf from his own din Also discontent I saw' he changed loyaltys as a revolving door Rover built the...

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Categories: bashing, betrayal, career, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Putin's Fallsky
Everybody's bashing Putin week! Putin's Fallsky ...

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Categories: bashing, appreciation, art, celebrity, character,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Bashing Your Head
Heard that bashing your head against a wall Feels good especially when you stop if you don't fall Passing out is a negative Heads are quite sensitive Pretend that it don't hurt and try hard not to bawl...

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Categories: bashing, dedication,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Bashing
Had my very first bashing but on another site My lim wasn't appreciated, apologized for my slight Perhaps a bit uptight Maybe just had a fight My record's blemished till they turn out my lights...

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Categories: bashing, forgiveness,
Form: Limerick
School House Bashing
https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=M1uhJSVuz_A School bashings in 1951 Oh I went to school in fifty one Like every six year old should I did't know what was in store A flogging for my good? Bushy got a sandwich from another kid at school He handed me another, nice tucker it was cool Bushy did not come this day, I got another sandwich Head teacher grabbed me by...

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Categories: bashing, adventure,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member Head Bashing
There once was a lady from Perth Who was forever losing her purse Attached it to her tit Dared people to steal it Her bashing of heads turned out a lot worse...

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Categories: bashing, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Man Bashing Day
I wish I could say I am proud of men I wish I could say it's true I wish I could say I am proud of men But a kick in their pants would do They have no clue about what they should say They only know how to grunt They have no clue about what they should say These cave...

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Categories: bashing, funny, men, men,
Form: Limerick
The Bashing of the Male Species
"Men are horrible, They are so baaad", Some women may say, they are basically crab louses, that get in their own way, Yet, there are a few that make good spouses, family men, and then, the ones that are masters at pretending, Very heartrending! with their lying and cheating, or indifference, They send women shrieking trying to excorcise them with incense, However, with a little aversion therapy the most...

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Categories: bashing, adventurewomen, women,
Form: I do not know?

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