Torment
...A wind blasted tree,
not lightning struck,
but raped
by a heartless wind.
Just the one tree
on a bare-assed hill,
It stands pallid and naked,
its bark striped away
by raging teeth.
I pic...
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Categories:
bare assed, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Ham And Cheese On A Bun
...It was the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep,
I got out of bed without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for something to eat,
buck naked, except for the slippers on ...
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Categories:
bare assed, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Limericks Viii - a Bit Risque
...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem
Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch
At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...
But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
...
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Categories:
bare assed, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance,
Form: Limerick
Sauna Or Getting Cooked
...Sauna Or Getting Cooked
Going viral, a video clip of a hairy burly Caucasian man in a white towel...
Approaches a steamed up glass door of a presumably hot sauna cubicle....
Opened the door, ste...
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Categories:
bare assed, birthday, community, confusion, culture,
Form: Free verse
I Flew the Coop
...After driving so far down the road,
I needed some sleep, so I slowed.
A sign said "motel"......
but one cannot tell,
when the weirdo is due to explode !!
This motel had declared a g...
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Categories:
bare assed, funny, night, scary,
Form: Limerick
For Love 15
...u cant really know me
so if i gave u a snapshot to show u exactly what u need to know
it would be;
me, naked and bleeding from 7 cuts, smoking and crying.
i laugh sometimes too.
i only do it to prove...
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Categories:
bare assed, love, me,
Form: Free verse
Grecian Grease
...laced with a goldensilver fleece,
lamented laboured listlessly luxurious
augmented segmented and critically curious...
I'd save penchant face
for solving this human's race
only to relieve ...
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Categories:
bare assed, hope
Form: Rhyme