Bare Assed Poems - Poems about Bare Assed

...'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep, so I left my bed; without so much as a peep. And headed to the kitchen for something to eat, buck naked, except for the slippers on......Read the rest...

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read the rest...

...Sauna Or Getting Cooked Going viral, a video clip of a hairy burly Caucasian man in a white towel... Approaches a steamed up glass door of a presumably hot sauna cubicle.... Opened the door, ste......Read the rest...

...After driving so far down the road, I needed some sleep, so I slowed. A sign said "motel"...... but one cannot tell, when the weirdo is due to explode !! This motel had declared a g......Read the rest...

...u cant really know me so if i gave u a snapshot to show u exactly what u need to know it would be; me, naked and bleeding from 7 cuts, smoking and crying. i laugh sometimes too. i only do it to prove......Read the rest...

...laced with a goldensilver fleece, lamented laboured listlessly luxurious augmented segmented and critically curious... I'd save penchant face for solving this human's race only to relieve ......Read the rest...