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Funny Banana Poems

These Funny Banana poems are examples of Banana poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Banana Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Anna Banana
My cat Anna
She likes to slide
Anna Banana 
Coming in wide

Riding on the slimy peel
Paws stained bright yellow
Chasing after her next meal 
Furry white mouse fellow...

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Categories: banana, adventure, animal, cat, color,



Premium Member Banana vs Orange
Written: February 23, 2024

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Categories: banana, fruit, funny,

Premium Member Banana Split
Split my banana and stuff it with cream
top with tantalizing treats to extreme
	nuts and silky sweetened balls
	gooey toppings form seawalls
nothing left out of a lover's...

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Categories: banana, dream, food, fun, funny,

The One and Only Banana Man
He travels like the speed of light! So powerful he is look at him go!
It’s only him…
The one and only……BANANANANA MANNN!
Banana man-banana Man, banana-na na-banana...

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Categories: banana, funny,

Banana Peel- Virelai
Felt under my heel
A banana peel
I slip
Loudly now I squeal
Like a clapping seal
I flip
A mid air cartwheel
Now terror I feel 
I yip!

Need to get a...

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Categories: banana, funny,



Banana Bread
I made some Banana Bread today.
The scent of the half-baked loaf wafter through this house –
And even out the windows to fill the neighborhood.
On this...

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Categories: banana, autumn, beautiful, desire, growth,

Premium Member Bug Crawls Out of Banana
I swear I saw it
It looked at me
And said...


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Categories: banana, food, fruit, funny, giggle,

Banana Bread
Today my husband said ' I can really go for some banana bread' 
But this is what I made instead.

A gallon of Sweet Tea.
A bowl...

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Categories: banana, caregiving, family, food, for

Premium Member Dragons Banana Bread
Banana Bread Yum!


Spring was in the air sooo thick that you could cut it with a knife!
As to the Laundromat I went with Dragon at...

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Categories: banana, crazy, fantasy, fun, funny,

Premium Member Smoke a Banana
I would rather see you smoke a banana,
than that stale old stogie from Havana....

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Categories: banana, funny,

Banana
Banana me banana you
that make banana two 
what a pair of bananas we are 
this pair of bananas will go far...

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Categories: banana, confusion, faith, children, funny,

Banana Surprise
Banana went to culinary college
Yellow, firm, wanted so much knowledge,
Standing up in last class,
Ending up in large mass,
Now was the time for all to acknowledge.


Written...

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Categories: banana, education, funny, imagination, life,

Banana Boat Bob
<                        Banana...

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Categories: banana, adventure, business, education, fantasy,

Another Banana For D.C.
I took a banana home and peeled him for dinner
When I saw his manhood I knew I was a winner
I call him my miner
my large...

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Categories: banana, funny

One Banana For D.C.( You Know Who You Are)
I took a yellow banana home and split my supper with him
I noticed his bulge and grinned like a sun beam
Before I knew it he...

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Categories: banana, funny


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