Ballsy Poems


Premium MemberLAWLESS

Not written for a contest but based on the wit and out of the box chutzpa of a ballsy poet. If Shakespeare shakes his finger at me for breaking Sonnet rules, I will tell him I am a Lawless one, and a quill like John's is in my bag of tools.


One Soup poet is a rebellious man
He's a 'Wild Boy,' sung by Duran Duran
Known to break a few rules
Pen and paper, his tools
Lawless' humor is jocular deadpan 

Some baffling riddles from the Boston Bard
Might take an inspector from Scotland Yard
He's mugged a metaphor
"Innocent," he then swore!
Be ready to run when John shout's "ENGARD!"
Categories: ballsy, perspective, poetry,
Form: Sonnet

Premium MemberSnowballs in Summer


Snowballs in Summer, ballsy blooming.
Lovely the limelight hydrangea cheer.
Buds’ll be diminished, as freeze be looming.
Leading edge Winter wear will disappear.

But for now, the gorgeous bloom display
upticks my heart. I wave. The flower puffs.
Along sidewalk in bridal shade bouquet
before the cluster water vessel rebuffs.

Thrown, those snowballs into sight of mine.
Attention to draw; does anyone else lean
into the bushes between the church & spine
of current neighborhood,  this brumal scene?
Categories: ballsy, flower,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberBecause of You

Because of you
I wait idled and swimming in filth.
Because of you 
I twitch forty times the way of God. 
Because of you 
I stake a flat iron face
In front of your front.
Because of you
Sixteen candles 
Mean seventeen frowns.
Because of you my house burns
In sweaty, ballsy gumption. 
My hand gives awkward
Pause until the lead dog points and shoots. 
Because of you 
I cry sweet soda tears
And kiss the faces on the TV.
Categories: ballsy, cry, desire, feelings, identity,
Form: Free verse

Spanked Syllables Wept

pruned passions bled
clutching callous crest
felon fills fetched
dark dances decked
hoity hankers squashed
taunted thrills trashed

wet wits wanky
sassy sips sugary
nauseating nocturnal nitty

spanked syllables wept
drenching drooling depth
ballsy hollow belched

lusty length lent
porous punctures spent.
    '20:03:23:12:34

Note: Dedicated to Aeschylus.
Categories: ballsy, hero,
Form: Sonnet

Shall He Get Fired

Shall he get fired,

Maybe its time to see where this life leads me, His music was on, Lindsay Stirling to start it off, following some form of rap, and then METAL! Oooh wait and dumbstep:(.

Oof I am on my ass! 
Oof where to go?
Hmm, 
Larry was watching me shoot,
Was he confused, in love, curious?
Snooker is something I fell in love with.
You treating a former employee like dirt is cute.
However, we can go outback and discuss it?
He felt ballsy so what?
So what!
A thrill with a bit of hustle is needed, yet when under those types of moments, one should NEVER pop or pip up!
Stay down and stay firm!
"May your sight be steady and your aim be true."
Thanks brother for the games, and love.

Forever in gulfed into a peaceful tomorrow, How far can I lean into it? Or until death do me part, *grabs cue stick*
You are my lover.
Any who encounter love or hate; sometimes both ????

Needless to say when He is on that table he is only devoloping something better than himself."use the light."
Categories: ballsy, growing up, identity,
Form: Narrative


Ballsy

Ballsy
11/08/2018
Line Gauthier competition
I wish I had the balls to tell them how I really felt.


I’m feelin kinda brash, no make that kinda ballsy.

I’d give you a peace of my mind, but it’s hard to talk straight with Bell’s Palsy.

I guess I’ll take solace in the fact your Girls a dancer.

I gave her Twenty bucks, and that’s how I romance her.

You may think I’m just jealous, cause I was once her dude.

But let me tell you friend, and I’ll try and not be rude.

I’m better equipped to please her, yet she’s now with you.

I’m easier to look at, and still she ran me through.

Your belly’s so big, you can’t tie up your own shoes,

And every afternoon like a geriatric you need a snooze.

You’ve got one thing on me, and only the one thing.

The size of your wallet means you don’t need a dingaling.
Categories: ballsy, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

My Creeping Beeping Peeping Tomlin Murky

My creeping beeping peeping Tomlin Murky
Sent his ballsy brethren Beetles bumpy bun
All looked at him an ass in haste post chaise Oh
Bunny sunny money nanny all Tom loves
Gentle Timmy tricky tootle off to none 
Happy sappy Beetle Tomlin's job is done
Beetle poet makes his journey million years hence
Thank you Tomlin thank you Timmy thank you all.
Categories: ballsy, fun,
Form: Canzone

Controversial/Haphaestus

Scorned and scorched by the flames of the sun
Burnt by hell’s fire, her reign’s begun
I tremble with fear of the chosen one
Ballsy, cocky, arrogance well hung
This talentless slander seems to be fun
(k)No(W) judgment or guilt, excuse the pun
But if the shoe fits, wear it and run
While tucking tail, think temple and gun
and Russian roulette or combustion
Stick a fork in yourself, you’re overdone
Categories: ballsy, angst, death, imagination, life,
Form: I do not know?
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