Jeff Kantor Poet Rhyme

Ballsy

Ballsy
11/08/2018
Line Gauthier competition
I wish I had the balls to tell them how I really felt.


I’m feelin kinda brash, no make that kinda ballsy.

I’d give you a peace of my mind, but it’s hard to talk straight with Bell’s Palsy.

I guess I’ll take solace in the fact your Girls a dancer.

I gave her Twenty bucks, and that’s how I romance her.

You may think I’m just jealous, cause I was once her dude.

But let me tell you friend, and I’ll try and not be rude.

I’m better equipped to please her, yet she’s now with you.

I’m easier to look at, and still she ran me through.

Your belly’s so big, you can’t tie up your own shoes,

And every afternoon like a geriatric you need a snooze.

You’ve got one thing on me, and only the one thing.

The size of your wallet means you don’t need a dingaling.

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