Humorous Ballade Poems

It might seem silly what I’m ‘bout to say
Fun rhyme is here. You can make a cake.
I’m a hot bear buffoon that could easily race.
With...

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You can never return
No, you can never return
You think that you can
But then you get burned

You were the darling, the gem, the hit of the...

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The emptiness of space is all about nothing,
or nothing from some thing must be something.
Beyond our limited senses and so much more,
faith, believe and fanatic...

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Suddenly without bedmate and counterpart 
   one month shy of fifty years, no deity could answer
razor sharp emotional pain cut to the quick...

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© 2009 (Jim Sularz)

Quiet mounds of yellowed tailings and dead weeds whisper low.
And proud rusting relics telling tales of striking gold.
The rush from East, from...

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Hot Air

The name of that wind is Satana
It’s hot and it’s dusty and dry,
Don’t call the wind Santa Ana
In error, for that is a lie.
Saint...

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Over fifty 
When you are over fifty divorced and want to meet a woman 
– there may of them about- they all have a daughter...

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Refrain:

Beware ye netizens
of the internet troll
dare not feed it.
just sigh and past it scroll

I
There dwell within the internet
A vile creature with a rash wreath
Who spews...

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Olsen’s America 
If a Danish sea captain by the name of Egil Olsen 
had discovered America, would it be called
Olsen’s land, and if so would...

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Perfect Blush

I´m a man but want to be a rose 
not a tiny one for your lapel, but
a rose atop a thorny bush for all...

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A ballade I will now begin
Why do this form I now try
Surely no contest will I win
I can see already I will cry
Rarely am I...

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