Don'T Try This At Home, I'M a Professional Lol

A ballade I will now begin Why do this form I now try Surely no contest will I win I can see already I will cry Rarely am I a sensitive guy Oh what will I possibly gain Yet again asking myself why From this form I’ll REFRAIN Haha I used a humorous spin Leaving my ego to again sigh But soon my rhymes will thin A rhyming dictionary I do spy Before rhyming I could say my Surely the ballade I now stain I got this down the first lie From this form I’ll REFRAIN Lol once again my ego grins I have a smile from eye to eye Another twist, and not the end A near rhyme was my last reply The form I broke, but won’t buy For a ballade, I cannot even train If it meant my life, surely I’d die From this form I’ll REFRAIN A difficult form, I cannot deny But soon I will hit the exit lane That ego still smiling feeling sly From this form I’ll REFRAIN The lesson here, don't write a ballade in 10 minutes unless you're a professional. A professional clown that is lol. I tried to stay metrically consistent, but I'm American, we don't use metric unless it's convenient, in poetry it's never convenient always forced lol.