Baldy Poems - Poems about Baldy

Go Figure

...
    A bald eagle sports white hair and a craggy face
       He’s admired and feared for his power and grace

    Though when I see him next to a brown-hair
       ~ ‘baldy’ has even more fluff ...

A Deer Hunter's Daughter

...A deer hunter’s daughter

#1

She illuminates the clock with her laughter,
loves her instagram her tic toc and her saunter,
she goes nowhere near disaster,
she’s got no ear for fear,
no hard ...

Ginger Whinger

...The Ginger Whinger’s  in despair,
Life’s not so easy being the spare,
Seeing succession prospects recede
As baldy brother continues to breed,
And the world seems so absurd
To go and take him at ...

I Rewrote Thinking Out Loud

...Paralegically tripped you up
Did you brush your teeth
Your look weird your eyes are far too close to your mouth
now im 70 i dont think i love you
but i should have realised when i was 23

 know...

Don'T Injure the Ginger

...A young child is born innocent and sweet
A life that lies ahead many people to meet
Without a hair on his head
They bet on the colour as he lay in his bed.

Months as a baldy with no hair to be ...

More Than One Way

...There was a woman thought all bawdy                                                                                                                                         the limericks but all know ...

The Grand Experiment

...was conducted on a global scale,
taking billions of years in local space time.
Mere moments in the time of the Initiators.
Their quantum computers able to crunch numbers beyond human comprehension...

Dance the Sycamore

...Her partisan skin melted
to a grey pale paste
Debauched in glory
and Moaning Lisa when she gave up the ghost
for skin weaved
under the light of a Venus beam
mounted the demon hill and lay a bac...

Her Never Ending Creation Story

...WINTER

We all have heard The Greatest Creation Story Ever Told,
and it is
as title so boldly baldy states.

Yet, within and without,
before yet also after,
this History of Earth's CoRedempti...

Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

...Jolly Old St. Nicholas, grey hair, baldy man
A jingle with a twisted cane, see me if you can
Silver long haired beard, red nose, rosy golden cheeks
Giddy-up old St. Nicholas, won't you hurry pleas...

My Love Has Got No Eyelids

...My love has got no eyelids
It sees but only you
No ears but so endearing...
A walk within a shoe.

It shines just like a baldy
And smells of morning dew.
It never shall dim mouldy
I blinking ...

A Tree's Blog

...George and his stupid acorns.
He has no sense of boundaries--
danged things falling on my head.
And Celia. She thinks she's all that
with her new clothes: red, yellow,
green, orange. How passe!
...

Habemus Papam

...Habemus Papam 

 A long, steep road- life time for some- and 
tired I paused outside a shop selling wigs
I didn´t go in, but its owner came out, handed
for a beautiful hairpiece for frosty weather.
I...

Visit Me In a Dream

...Come and visit me in a dream,

And tell me how you are,

Are you floating on a cloud?

Have you found the brightest star?

 

I know you're with us somewhere,

Even though you can't be seen,

Paintin...

Movie Notebook

...MOVIE  NOTEBOOK

Recent  films  of  note  include
FISTFUL OF COMMANDMENTS  
With  Heston  and  Eastwood

THE MAGNIFICENT DWARFS  AND  SNOW WHITE
With  Eli Wallach as Grumpy,  and 
Yul  Brynne...

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