Ayaba, Let's go to Oniru beach
Where I can be your man, and you my ,
With the waters splashing on our feet,
Ayaba Let's ensure boredom suffers defeat;
While the palm fronds clap and whistle around,
And the ambiance of paradise abound,
We fit take time chop some jollof rice,
Fried tolo tolo overdosed with spice;
African queen is what the JBL is playing,
But we ain't listening to what it's saying
For our hearts are singing a song more melodious
So beautiful that even tubaba go dey jealous;
Ayaba, you may been from the clan of yemojas,
Thou with the nicest curve and the baddest ass.
Dey with me as I stroke the length of African afro,
Cos I dey feel like say I don dey drunk with your shayo!
Niggyraslife the poet #2025
Categories:
baddest, beach, love,
Form: Rhyme
He was Bad, Bad, El Nino Brown,
Baddest cat in the whole damn town.
Badder than Super Fly,
Women with the wink of an eye.
Well Nino, he was fightin',
Some dude that tried to snatch his wife.
So Nino, fast as lightnin',
Stabbed him with his switchblade knife.
But, poor Nino, didn't notice,
That the cat he cut, wasn't Dead.
So, as sneaky, as POTUS,
Put a bullet in Nino's head!
He was Bad, Bad, El Nino Brown,
Baddest cat in the whole damn town.
Badder than Super Fly,
Women with the wink of an eye.
I said, badder than Super Fly,
Women with a wink of an eye.
Categories:
baddest, humorous,
Form: Lyric
Red Damsel Seductress...
You peel away my poor defense.
Your body oozes poison.
Your lavender venom gives me voices!
Red Damsel Seductress...
Smooth evil in your Heavenly dress.
You lay back and blow your steam.
Your attitude is like tainted cream.
Red Damsel...
Your devilish ways!
Drinking the thoughts of my brain...
Tickling all of my pain!
Red Damsel Seductress...
Your the baddest girl from the East to the West!
Your a real cold crazy, *itch with a quest...
and cool is your fire in my chest!
Categories:
baddest, dark, evil, lust, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
Written By: D. Collins 9/21/24
Never put anything in front of Pops picture.
Or, bad luck will reach out and come and get 'ya.
Give credence to the DNA within your blood.
Show ultimate respect for those who taught you love.
It gets even better, if you look just like him.
A total reproduction of my father, Jim.
Someone who never bows down to what ain't right.
The clear underdog who always wins the fight.
Because I have his traits, along with DNA.
Makes me the baddest MF living today.
What I am saying, I can say out loud.
Because I am proof of what makes me proud.
Categories:
baddest, father,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
Bird that glows amber
Shines even in baddest weather
Even if it's in still straddle
It attracts the nosy feeble
To have a bite of its apple
June 13, 2023
Categories:
baddest, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
I guess your higher self isn’t your higher self
Try to get the bag with stealth
Not worrying about your mental health
But wealth isn’t just money
It’s not walking down the street with the baddest honey
Not leaving the house because your scared you look bummy
But the real wealth is knowledge
Power
Why not meditate for an hour
Take a nice cold shower
Gift the one you love with a flower
Now your one rose up
What luck
If no one loves you your still loved
And that’s enough
You are your wealth
Forgets the stealth
Let the world know you care about your mental health
Categories:
baddest, mental health,
Form: Free verse
A best friend is
A. One who spills your most intimate secret
B. One who helps you spend your money until you empty your pocket
C. One who is with you if you have budget
D. One who takes you to the baddest experiences you could not forget
E. All the choices are correct
A wife is
A. One who nags around when you came home late
B. One who always checks the contents of your wallet
C. One who supervises you while you wash your own plate
D. One who instructs you while you clean the toilet
E. All the choices are correct
A mother in law is
A. One who minds all your marital affairs
B. One who tells your wife to check on you always
C. One who always know the solution to your conjugal problems
D. One who tells you that your wife had a lot of handsome and rich boyfriends
E. All the choices are correct
*Just for fun*
February 8, 2023
The Multiple Choice Poem Poetry Contest (6th place)
Sponsored by: Suzanne Delaney
Categories:
baddest, fun,
Form: List
It's a big competition
Who can be the baddest
As the filthy fingers forge
Of the propagandist
Whilst bank accounts are being filled
Others pay the price
People dying, children crying
Human sacrifice
Gruesome game, what a shame
Made by fickle fools
Where murder is acceptable
Only due to rules
Churns my guts
Them evil mutts
Those filled with reckless hate...
Guess every person has a choice
To seal their own fate.
Categories:
baddest, fate, people, war, words,
Form: Rhyme
Welcome to this place called planet earth,
It's always been this way since the day of birth.
Life's a battle to see who's the baddest in the land,
Only until there's no more blood in the gland.
Some want to play,
While others say that's okay.
Everyone fights until the end of day,
And it's a dog eat dog world, so choose predator or prey.
Pick your battle, mental or physical,
Go with the path that seems most intrinsical.
It's always a delight to go pound for pound,
But take a good look around,
And you'll see that we all eventually become a part of the ground.
The circle of life can only be complete,
When we all gather where the feet meet.
Book: Perspective is the Objective
Categories:
baddest, appreciation, death, deep, time,
Form: Rhyme
On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid
Categories:
baddest, fun, humorous,
Form: Limerick
My poems are growing longer
When reciting I run out of puff
My lungs, once much stronger
Struggle with long-winded stuff
So, I'm writing this short refrain
To curb my penchant to ramble
I'm trying my best to abstain
From including excess preamble
I'd like to say it's a breeze
But the truth is, it isn't at all
Some writers do it with ease
I go large rather than small
So in future when penning a verse
And my lines seem a little snappy
Or appear to be overly terse . . .
Let me throw in a line overblown . . . that's no longer pared down to the bone . . . that takes on a life of its own . . . that may make you chuckle or groan . . . of a gargoyle that's carved out of stone . . . parachutes above the drop zone . . . the baddest badass since Capone . . . the last of the species alone . . . the smell of grass freshly mown . . . the melt-in-the-sun ice cream cone . . . smooth jazz from a cool saxophone . . . the wrong that you cannot condone . . . to say scon or should it be scone . . . can Canute turn the tide from his throne . . . a neverending line in a poem . . . that's more than a little slaphappy
Categories:
baddest, poetry, word play,
Form: Rhyme
I chase down the wolves, the lions, tigers and bears, oh my.
They are wearing slick black jackets, and sliding around in the rain
On motorcycles
Non wearing helmets, rather chains and tattoos
If my mother would like them I am not interested
They reek of cigars and beer, and they are the baddest of the boys
My pen stops here and snickers
I smack it upside the head
Vicarious you maybe, she says.
Now I know it is full-blown Trixie, my uppity know-it-all muse.
I should choke her to death
She is such a mood killer.
Categories:
baddest, muse, write, writing,
Form: Free verse
By Parizo Van Thulare
Be careful of whom you call names during your greatest times
Be aware of whom you laugh during their baddest times ,
For God is not a fool ,
Nothing will ever remain good .
Be hold
thee too shall rain one day ,
Whilst you are far at west ,wearing joy .
Thee too shall call and fetch its debts ,
Whilst you still busy giving your mind a rest ,watching a movie of troy .
You sitting in the driver's seat ,
Doesn't make you a god .
You having those that lit,
Doesn't make you a king .
We all going to suffer
One way or the other .
It's never a book of a single page
Be warned
This is a one way race .
It has potholes and untied ropes
It is like a game of codes
You dig in until you find yourself
Or you die trying patching your innerself .
Categories:
baddest, inspiration, sad,
Form: Free verse
We hung the baddest man in Kileen
As dangerous as we'd ever seen
"I will haunt you," he had said
"I will come back from the dead."
So we buried him in Abilene.
12-25-18
Contest: Let's Have Fun Limerick
Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton
Categories:
baddest, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Some people find comfort in living the same day
Every day doing what they did yesterday in the same way.
I know a man who ate a ham sandwich with cheese plain
No condiments every day and cut exactly the same
I thrive on change. Daily seek out something new.
Learning racquetball kept me entertained in 1982.
As soon as we had the tournament all interest was gone.
I dropped racquetball never going back. For tournament I’d won.
Some women wear the same exact haircut for twenty years
To change it up would instigate and initiate such fears
I know a woman whose hair looks like 1960’s Loretta Lynn
A different style is suggested every decade by her kin.
My hair has been black and blue, beige and turquoise too.
If I had to keep it the same way twice it would make me blue.
Some teachers can print their worksheets a month in advance.
Given a choice, I would rather have gigantic wood-ticks in my pants.
Some people live the same year every single year.
That would be my absolute biggest baddest fear.
Categories:
baddest, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
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