Final Examination

A best friend is 

A. One who spills your most intimate secret 
B. One who helps you spend your money until you empty your pocket 
C. One who is with you if you have budget 
D. One who takes you to the baddest experiences you could not forget 
E. All the choices are correct 

A wife is 

A. One who nags around when you came home late 
B. One who always checks the contents of your wallet 
C. One who supervises you while you wash your own plate 
D. One who instructs you while you clean the toilet 
E. All the choices are correct 

A mother in law is 

A. One who minds all your marital affairs 
B. One who tells your wife to check on you always 
C. One who always know the solution to your conjugal problems 
D. One who tells you that your wife had a lot of handsome and rich boyfriends 
E. All the choices are correct 

*Just for fun* 

February 8, 2023 

The Multiple Choice Poem Poetry Contest (6th place)
Sponsored by: Suzanne Delaney
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Delaney Avatar
March 9, 2023 at 9:15 AM
Congratulations, on your placement in my Contest, Roger. I got a chuckle from the humorous ones. Thanks so much for entering. SuZ
Roger  Avatar
March 9, 2023 at 10:56 AM
Thank you very much... I really wanted it to be funny...
Kendrick Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 9:54 AM
Congratulations on this winning work for the contest. It is a good work and I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing. Sara
Roger  Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 10:12 AM
Thank you very much... I tried to make it funny and thought provoking...
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