Avocados Poems - Poems about Avocados

Avocado babies everywhere, None have any hair! Floating about in the road, Occasionally falling on a toad! Having ice cream, a-la-mode, Six scoops instead of one, One is just no fun! Putting green goop in my hair, Avocado babies everywhere! Going to the fair, Rolling...

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Why do avocados cost the same as a small car Like gold, these small fruits, find it toatlly bizarre From Mexico they say Keeps their creditors at bay Price wise it rivals gold or a plate of caviar...

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When will I ever have the home loan deposit while I eat smashed avocados on toast...

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I sampled my first one in Israel And instantly fell for the taste, Devouring one then another, While adding some heft to my waist. That happened way back in my 20’s, When quite a bit more did I weigh, So though I’m not quite as indulgent, I still love to eat them today. Sliced up and tossed into a salad Or mashed up for...

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There once was a filly from Toronto She was cheap but could sure do the mambo Her sales pitch was great Excitement she'd create With her motto, “wanna touch my avocados?” © Jack Ellison 2015...

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The first time that I tasted one Was in the Promised Land. One bite and my horizons Very quickly did expand. I ate them smeared on crusty bread With just a little salt And when I’d gained a dozen pounds, I knew what was at fault. And yet I kept on eating them, With chips, as guacamole, Well on my way to turning into Someone roly-poly. As...

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Avocado’s rough exterior skin Belies the beauty contained within. Smooth and green with the texture and Taste of God’s most nourishing delight. Certain souls compare in this way....

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