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Wanna Touch My Avocados

There once was a filly from Toronto
She was cheap but could sure do the mambo
Her sales pitch was great
 Excitement she'd create
With her motto, “wanna touch my avocados?”


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

July 19, 2015 at 11:10 PM

Niiiice one! ^___^ Always,Laura

Viv Wigley

July 13, 2015 at 11:06 PM

He may then have become a felon if he'd made a mad lunge for her melons. Fun write, Jack. Regards, Viv

Jack Ellison

July 14, 2015 at 1:50 PM

LOL Thanks my friend! Jack

Carol Eastman

July 13, 2015 at 1:09 PM

Don't think they'd call mine avocados OR tomatoes any more... They'd just RUN! Quick Dragon... catch em! or is that sic em... AWWW... Just joking... Don't have to worry guys... My Hubby just told me he likes my flat tires... just the way they are! Thank goodness... and Amen!

Jack Ellison

July 14, 2015 at 1:49 PM

"Flat tires" are good too! LOL My first wife Linda was a 30B!!! Love, Jack xxx