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Asses Poems - Poems about Asses


Grass Stained Asses of Middle Classes
Father’s Day has come and gone, There was a card and a gift, Mother’s Day is never done, An only child works in shifts. Paint by numbers, whitewashed souls, The abstract always less not more, Blacktop shoes worn down to soles, Art will ignore work obscure( for sure). No point to shine such whitewashed light, I know the truth, past loon, past...

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Categories: asses, angst, anxiety, beautiful, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Silly Asses
Two young girls were colouring, In their colouring books One was choosing pencils The other having a look To pick a suitable hue After much consideration She chose the colour blue It looked like a blue donkey Her friend looked up and saw Hee Haw laughed her friend And said "She could not ignore The fact She had never seen A blue donkey before" She asked her friend What she...

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Categories: asses, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme



Even Smart Asses Will Bow
Even Smart Asses Will Bow Even smart asses will bow or kneel, hardest of hearts will someday feel. Proud will taste their humble pie, toughest of men will wail and cry. Wind will reap whirlwind, sinners will see their end. For most, this comes as a shock. Time ended, but where was the clock. You thought death was it, nothing more, now wait till...

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Categories: asses, dark, destiny, gospel, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sequined Asses
My yard thrives in wildness. Patches of dirt- cowlicks of grass. Every shade of unknown flowers. My yard is a swayback horse. Amidst rows of sequined asses That live just up the hill. Their lawns sprayed slick with poisonous perfection. Rarely, they give me a dismissive wave, but never see them smile. My yard thrives in wildness, and they hate me for it....

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Categories: asses, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Two Brass Asses Clash In Blades of Glass
two brass asses clash in blades of glass as we stare looking sadly at each other two donkeys in a lea, under a tree of hate we bray at each other at all hours of the day we stand in the branching shadow of mounting darkness two donkeys in a lea, under a tree of hate our eyes show...

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Categories: asses, anger, betrayal, hate,
Form: Pantoum



Glasses and Asses
Professorial glasses don't prevent to wiggle asses....

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Categories: asses, age, body, fun, humor,
Form: Couplet
Of Asses and Burgers
A scarlet letter and a silent one Transparent “A” on my forehead Never seen, but you will know it’s there Or see its effect, I can only fake it so long Dad lives in a relative solitude; just what he prefers Daughter’s got some of it too, much harder for a girl The middleman’s also got a touch of it; lucky...

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Categories: asses, anxiety, conflict, social,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Elephants and Asses
Elephants and Asses By Franklin Price 1/3/2016 Elephants and asses It's oh so apropos They represent the parties We know that it is so The elephant throws it weight around And stomps feet to and fro The ass refuses movement To go where it should go Seems to me that's how it is Neither will cooperate There's no negotiation Both of them are second rate Conservative or liberal It's...

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Categories: asses, political,
Form: Rhyme
Why Bad Things Happen To Asses
On the frozen lake the ass had gone asleep While slumbering he did not know his heat devolved the ice below In despair the ass abound underwater and quickly drowned....

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Categories: asses, winter, wisdom, youth,
Form: ABC
Asses In Classes
In asses no classes, All are the same case, In cl-asses, All are asses, But, The teachers assess one!...

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Categories: asses, identity, student, teacher,
Form: Imagism
Premium Member Murderous Asses
Blessed to have the love of such sweet souls Here at this gathering of friends There aren't too many sites around quite like this Love and writing, a true blend So many genuine friends here on The Soup With such loving hearts so large To trust these people with guarding my soul I'd never had to think very hard We as a group...

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Categories: asses, love,
Form: Quatrain
Religion Is the Opiate of the Asses
RELIGION IS THE OPIATE OF THE ASSES (yet more genius ignored) I see these phools passing by geniuses and sages Trying to tell the masses how to turn the pages But they don’t hear their words all they do is look And because of their ignorance they’ll never read the book Theses sages stand on the street spouting words others...

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Categories: asses, angst, words,
Form: Quatrain
Religion Is the Opiate of the Asses
RELIGION IS THE OPIATE OF THE ASSES (yet more genius ignored) I see these phools passing by geniuses and sages Trying to tell the masses how to turn the pages But they don’t hear their words all they do is to look And because of their ignorance they’ll never read the book Theses sages stand on the street spouting words...

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Categories: asses, angst, words,
Form: Quatrain
Oppressor Has Three Asses
Oppressor has three A’s….By Peter Onyancha Alas, The witch has three asses The beast in front The head atop And the garbage behind See him at night....

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Categories: asses, people
Form: Epigram

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