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Asses Poems - Poems about Asses

Asses Poems - Examples of all types of poems about asses to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for asses.
Premium Member Hounds Of Hell
... "When the demons of hell send out their call - do they mention you by name ? Are you fearful in their presence - or do you love to play their game ? Do they come because t......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, anger,
Form: Rhyme



Streets
...Let’s run through the city Late at night when it’s empty We can focus on us and Forget about the morning Warm up the freezing winds by Screaming about all of your anxieties. I’ll shout o......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, city, funny love, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member ODYSSEY
...The toughest thing about Homer’s Odyssey Is that it is written in Greek The trouble with mine it seems It’s written in words ya can’t speak For Homer had Satyr’s and Harpies And trickery tucke......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, humor,
Form: Rhyme
make Pancakes with molasses Horn Haiku
...after taking classes to make pancakes with molasses we must move our asses (while making advances) (we were all aghast) (were burned to ashes) (against head bashes) (have been on branches) ......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member About Those Youthful Marchers You See --
... Over 50% of high school marchers cannot identify the 'river' and think it's the 'Carribean Sea' Why pay the kids to march, Mr. Soros their meaningless chants bore us ......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, education, high school, money,
Form: Couplet



Our Dilemma
...Republicans are red, Democrats are blue. Neither one gives a about you.. They are just names, that they feed to the masses.. To keep us fighting on Facebook, like a bunch of asses.. The valu......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, class, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pinworms and Pentagrams
...There are sacks of rotten rattle snakes. In a pit made of acidic hearts and coal flakes. Bloody stumps where there once were trees of reasoning. Pin worms have crawled from asses and into their b......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, cancer, candy,
Form: Free verse
If He Wanted To
...If he wanted to, He would. At least That’s what everyone says. You spend your time Defending someone Who never tries And is never there. You’re on your knees, Begging And pleading Tha......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, break up, emotions, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wanna-Be's You Didn'T Please'
...I got to watch the rugby game, Aussie's we were put To shame..' the wanna-be's did hop and skip.' And lost the Game..Just bit; by bit.' A fumble here and forward passes Poor Eddie Jones, should k......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, courage, endurance, football, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Snake Oil Salesmen
...The Duke and the Dauphin two snake-oil salesmen in 'Huck Finn' chased by folks brandishing paddles with nails ridden plum out of the county on a rail... Joseph R. Biden and Donald......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, humor, political, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mad Shearer
...The elephants and asses are battling again. To maintain power over the masses. We the people, on the verge of colossal collapse. These beasts (of a forgotten Eden). Have ceased working for (we......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, animal, anti bullying,
Form: Rhyme
Bright Sparks
...they call it poem! have you read their .... backwards? smart-asses bright sparks......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, anti bullying,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member The Letters
...It was great for a time Sex and wine Wine and sex Then commitment and open and shut curtains. Special delivery of child made the bond complete Six months down the line Breastfeeding was action ......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, divorce, life, uplifting,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Where Are the Rainbows
...Where are the rainbows that follow the storms? Now out in-front they say – so different truth's night and day – Where are the teachers so trusted for care? – our little ones who now stare......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, child, christian, confusion, corruption,
Form: Free verse
Donkeypedia
...It's far better to be an ass Than to be bothered by an ass.1 Had God not known what an ass was, He'd sure not have denied it horns.2 It comes an assling, goes an ass.3 7.1.2023 1. An ......Read the rest...
Categories: asses, faith, racism, religion,
Form: Blank verse

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