Funny Anger Poems

I am a human of skin and bone
That has always felt alone
My parents ruled with fear
A heavy use of fists when near

Autism limited me to...

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The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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Maybe I’m too sober, 
I remember what you said last night;
Maybe I’m too sober 
the anger in your eyes is still flashing,
if I pause and...

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MISSING?
WHAT'S MISSING?
NOTHING'S MISSING.
I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I COULD POSSIBLY WANT.
100 CARS,
$79,119,312,
NO ONE IN MY LIFE TO TRIP ME OVER.
EVERYONE'S EITHER DEAD OR GAVE UP LOOKING...

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I think i made a terrible mistake,
i didn’t think it could be true
but who did you tell about me and what did i say about...

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Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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The Mirror and The Donkey

Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big...

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I once thought you were powerful
Elusive
As smart and as quick as Dracula himself
You kept me with your gaze
And your wanton touch

Shiny things a little at...

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I once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated
...

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Unashamedly Yes but unfortunately 

I also have to admit to doing this my own self 

Otherwise who am I then in fact 

No better in...

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As a child i was always told,
family is your blood,
they all protect each other,
they'll treat you good.

i defended my sisters,
if they got in trouble,
i thought...

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Representing a nation, 
to consumed by war and invasion
Who neglect the homeless and leave them to sleep in a box on the floor of a...

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Your yummy brownies
made a mess of my weekend.
Ex-Lax~~crappy joke!...

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Zafar I am damsel in distress,,
Shall we play femdom mistress?
Note.chalye kidray lari aday etc....

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