Funny Anger Poems

livin in my mommas house
current job can't buy me out
feel like 69 I need clout
future uncertain I'm in doubt
got no respect,
get no respect
if ain't got...

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Move on over ole Joe...

and let the youngbloods take the reins
infusing our promised land with hope.

You done good for America,
serving as laudatory President
from 2020 to...

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a parrot walks into a bar

hey buddy have you got a car

i hike for ten miles

get nothing but smiles

and sidewalks here are below par.
...

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It's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...

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Psychotic 

    1. I love you, and it's pathetic.

    I know, I know—you put the psyche in psychotic.

 ...

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If you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll...

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I am a human of skin and bone
That has always felt alone
My parents ruled with fear
A heavy use of fists when near

Autism limited me to...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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Maybe I’m too sober, 
I remember what you said last night;
Maybe I’m too sober 
the anger in your eyes is still flashing,
if I pause and...

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MISSING?
WHAT'S MISSING?
NOTHING'S MISSING.
I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I COULD POSSIBLY WANT.
100 CARS,
$79,119,312,
NO ONE IN MY LIFE TO TRIP ME OVER.
EVERYONE'S EITHER DEAD OR GAVE UP LOOKING...

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I think i made a terrible mistake,
i didn’t think it could be true
but who did you tell about me and what did i say about...

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The Mirror and The Donkey

Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big...

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I once thought you were powerful
Elusive
As smart and as quick as Dracula himself
You kept me with your gaze
And your wanton touch

Shiny things a little at...

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I once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated
...

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Unashamedly Yes but unfortunately 

I also have to admit to doing this my own self 

Otherwise who am I then in fact 

No better in...

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