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Funny Alliteration Poems

These Funny Alliteration poems are examples of Alliteration poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Alliteration Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Bobblehead Bouncy Beau
Born beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful...

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Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,



Premium Member Penelope Percheron
At popular Pennsylvania State Fair,
ponies were preparing for prissy pony pageant,
promenading ponies' pretty polished hooves,
parading promoter, Percival Poppycock,
promised prize-
pauses, perplexed,
as Penelope Percheron,
a primping draft horse,
prances...

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Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,

Storm in a Tea Cup
Tiny tremors trigger tumultuous tantrums inside,
Like a whispered secret, that refuses to subside,
Trivial troubles trip, tender ties that once did bind,
Leaving love's landscape littered, with...

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Categories: anger, anxiety, conflict, emotions,

She Is an Alliteration
I love her looks and lovely lips,
The light her sweet smile brings,
And how she speaks and sways her hips--
She flits and floats as if with...

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Categories: alliteration, funny, humorous, marriage, wife,

Premium Member Hi Hey Ho

Connor Constrictor 
crept through the carpet.
Marianne Marmot 
marched through the market
singing, “Hi hey hi hey hi hey ho!”
Boys and girls join in singing,
“Hi hey hi...

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Categories: animal, children, fun, funny,



Premium Member My Darling Dachshund
A dauntless dachshund was my darling dog.
He was charmed to chase the cavorting frog.
He always ran and romped with great agility ,
For sniffing and smelling...

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Categories: animal, appreciation, death, dog,

Goosey Lucy
In a humble hamlet, not so grim or glum, 
Lived a goose named Lucy, quite the funny one. 
With feathers fluffed and waddle wide, she'd...

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Categories: animal, funny, humorous,

Red Shoes
In a whimsical world of witty wonder, 
Where laughter lingers, lost not in thunder, 
There danced a dandy with a dapper flair, 
Sporting red shoes,...

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Categories: dance, funny, humorous, red,

Sprightly Sprites One Two Three
one witty Wibblesnow wobbling along

two terrible Tillymows tutting their tongue

three thin Thiggleheads throwing some spoons

four furry Fillimots flying in balloons

five feathered Foulies fumbling a dance

six...

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Categories: crazy, fairy, fantasy, fun,

Premium Member Rascally Romance
Rendering rainbows over candy kisses
Above the marvels of a mindless moon
Meandering with fairies and flower wishes
Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune
Nimble poets prance scribing...

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Categories: cute love, feelings, funny

Premium Member An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover

I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...

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Categories: desire, friendship, funny, lust,

Hippo Care
bulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin

widening
a widened chair
to sit him in

liking 
lotions
rubbed on chin

and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin



...

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Categories: alliteration, animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Freddy Farkle
Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland,
frigid fanny, furious, frustrated,
frumpy, frazzled!
furry forest friends...

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Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,

Soothing Dragons
crone control your dragon dragging it's claw
crone your claw dragging too… dragons two
both of you, yes, you anger it's fire to flame
crone soothe your dragon...

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Categories: alliteration, animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Aspiring Alliteration Completed 2-28-23
All answers affect aspirations
By belittling bygone barbarizations
Constantly criticizing correlations
Defined dumbfounded dictations
Edicts evaporate everyone's expectations
Foregone frustrations failed flirtations
Gone great grace giving generations
Harmonies have harmonious hesitations
Impotence influences...

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Categories: art, beautiful, creation, extended


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