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Funny Acrostic Poems

These Funny Acrostic poems are examples of Acrostic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Acrostic Funny poems written by international poets.


MOTHER
Master model of me like daughter, 
Other than being a master, also the synonym of incredible, 
The fairy which makes difficulty a silly thing, 
Horrible...

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Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade,



Premium Member Neanderthal
N - Not usually spotted in the western hemisphere
E - Extinct in Canada
A- Almost always
N- Nervous around humans
D- Disappears in deep underbrush when sensed
E -Enthusiastic...

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Categories: animal,

Zodiac facts
Aquarius

Awkward is not a
Question and
Unique is
A given
Really freaky
In the bed, if
Under
Supervision...

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Categories: funny,

ACRONYMS IN POETRY
SSPWBIA - Someday soon, Poetry would be in Acronyms
LOL - Laugh out loud
BAG - Busting a gut 
WYBAG - With your big applaudable grin
WE -...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, imagination,

3-word Poem
A Hollywood Handbag's Response to the Latest Gossip

Puppy:
Amazeballs! 
WOWowOwoW---

Contest sponsored by Mr. Bobby May, international poet. Submitted this day the 24th of February, year of...

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Categories: animal, dog,



Premium Member Poetic Justice
Spider deftly climbs on by,
Quickly moves on toward the fly.
Ugly, arrogant arach,
In he steals for the attack.
Silently devours his prey,
Hungry still, he moves away.
Enter bored...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Whimpish
Wrong in taking risks, acts too fragile like the fish
Highest level of this strong will ends in a wish
Improper experience, lacking growth, and childish
Mama is...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, character, child,

The 'S' word
Seventeen
Sun 
Sea
Sand
Sex
Seventy
Sun 
Sea
Sand
Sanatogen
Sleep
© Dave Timperley....

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Categories: fun, funny,

Premium Member BOO
BOO




B  boo is beau beautiful derived from the French word
O  one's significant other
O  ordinary opened to verbal scaring




10/04/18
written words by James Edward...

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Categories: desire, endurance, engagement, funny

Beautiful Fall



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Categories: autumn, beautiful, seasons,

Premium Member For Caren
Funny, feisty, fearless
Obliterating output
Rescuer of raccoons

Creative counselor to curious children
Adamant artistic aspirations
Relatives overrunning
Eye for exceptional expression
Nifty note-taking natural!

...

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Categories: appreciation, for her, friend,

Premium Member Plumber Acrostic
P     Pipes corroded

L     Lies, folds, and bends 

U     Under a sink

M  ...

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Categories: for him, fun, funny,

Premium Member Acoustical Cat
Cautiously, creepily,  carefully, camouflaged, calmly chewing
A rodent? Bunny? Mole? Rabbit? Something obviously dead.
Tenaciously chewing, happily chewing, swallowing their sweetness.
...

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Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Lickety Split
L ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop 
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...

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Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member FRIDAY FEELING
FRIDAY FEELING

Finally, my leisure time has come
Ringing alarm clocks are now all gone
I gave forty six years to working hard
Don't work at all, except in...

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Categories: appreciation, feelings, fun, retirement,

Romantic-Acrostic - BEING YOUNG AND SINGLE
             BEING YOUNG AND SINGLE
        ...

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Categories: romantic,

Roll on
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill
They pop like a fast moving pill
I am flopped ontop of a junk food bill
And running with a skunk who tells...

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Categories: funny, god, independence day,

Funny Noise
L-et the funny noise
E-ndorse joy and laughter; 
S-mile at the clanging sound, 
L-et the car find repair.
I-t's a funny noise coming from a minus-one singer;...

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Categories: birthday,

Snow Fall
Season now ends with this 
New fallen snow, like kiss
On earth, to never miss
What rain does, namely piss.

Felines are heard to hiss
At other felines -...

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Categories: funny, snow, winter,

Premium Member SENILE , ME
S ince I've gotten on in years,
E verything seems to have changed.
N ow when I walk into a room,
I t seems things have been rearranged.
L...

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Categories: age, funny,