Funny Acrostic Poems | Examples
These Funny Acrostic poems are examples of Acrostic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Acrostic Funny poems written by international poets.
Break open the keg
Order them double now
Open your mouth for
Zymology ensures you'll
Empty that glass
Don't stop till you drop
Abandon your senses
You're up now
I'll have the same and one for me mate!
The Pensive Poet Poetry Contest. Sponsored by: Constance La France
By Poet "Oh yes, 100% human here. No AI for me."
Come let me tell you a story,
how writers once wrote.
They wrote from their loving hearts,
telling stories in different styles.
Some were rhymes or funny limericks,
verse was a favorite along with a tanka.
I find acrostic to be fun,
but taking more thought and time.
Today this new thing called AI,
is the new kid on the block.
AI has no loving heart to write with,
yet many readers have been blinded.
I put much thought and reflection,
into each poem for my readers.
A true writer writes because they love to,
also writing for their many readers.
"A true writer must write. Ink is in their veins." By Poet
H=How do we mingle,
O=Over at your place?
W=Writing away.
T=To write a funny limerick,
O=Ode poems work for me.
M=Mingle with friends is fun,
I=In the world of words.
N=Never knowing where it will take us,
G=Going from humor to sad.
L=Laughing until we cry,
E=Editing every page.
C=Coconut Cake is for me.
O=Over the tongue to my belly with glee.
C=Crack open a coconut with love for thee.
O=Open slowly a gift from the tree.
N=Now grate the white meat is the key.
U=Using in the cake and icing by the sea.
T=Totally heavenly we all agree.
C=Coconut Cake is for the Easter Bunny.
A=After dinner that is on the money.
K=Kate wanted to add some honey.
E=Eddie said no that would be too funny.
Funny things happen when you least expect them.
Usually involving a cat.
Napping on your face.
Red flag is heart feeling stressed
Ebony eyes that see right through
Amethyst try’s to be your best
Like a lime limerick how I see you
Indigo moods sweep me away
To little memories and forward thinking
Yellow smiles made so brave
Cherry character charismatic sinking
Heart of art a walk in peach park
Electric kiss creates emerald bliss
Can’t deny that we silver spark
Keep ignoring what reality is
SPECIAL SOMEONE
Special person with admirable, exceptional qualitieS.
Passionate, talented, kind, generous, reliable, a go-tO,
Engaging, cordial, energetic, funny, full of enthusiasM.
Compassion for others, he shows and truly visiblE.
Intriguing is our friendship, every dance venues we gO,
Arousing curiosity of our dance moves and our relatioN.
Liberating dance partner, platonic friend, he is special to mE.
Rendering rainbows over candy kisses
Above the marvels of a mindless moon
Meandering with fairies and flower wishes
Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune
Nimble poets prance scribing wistful words
Courting playful paramours to canoodle and swoon
Entranced in witless wooing, amorously absurd
Funny
Your laughter when
None is called for, is
Not funny
Unless I can
Find it funny too
*Reverse Acrostic*
N...Noose
E...Especially overrated
C...Choker with pendulum
K...Known nuisance to many men
T...Tolerated by status quo
I...It spells discomfort
E...Evil symbol
*
My faithful loyal friend
You'll be there till the end
Delightful, darling, cuddly
Outstanding dear Bufuggly
Good boy are you to me
(Written just for fun of course)
Hearts on fire
Over heads that sire
New couple on the double
Every action becomes triple
Yearning for each other's hand
Maneuvering who has a better hand
On truth or consequence
Or Games of the General
No arbiter is allowed... just being real and literal!
Christmas
Holds
Rich
Inspiration
Selecting
Toys
Making
Awesome
Surprises
Too
Often
You
Supply
Faded
Ordinary
Resolutions
Combine
Hysterical
Items
Like
Dinos
Reciting
English
Novels!
December 11, 2022
Contest: Christmas Poetry Contest - Acrostic
Sponsor: Bobby May
Loving
Eager to try new things
Ornery and funny
Notorious for being hard to wake -up
Gordy, my neighbor, used to play well-planned
Outrageous pranks, his fun at my expense.
Then I devised a scheme, rather bland
Compared to his wild ones. In my defense,
He deserved this gift! I relaxed and watched nearby
As my victim devoured that homemade chocolate pie
September 1, 2021
entered in the Message in an Acrostic 2 premiere contest placed 6th
Sponsor: Kim Rodrigues