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Humorous Abc Poems

These Humorous Abc poems are examples of Abc poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Abc Humorous poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Abandon
Abandon baby cries daily effortlessly for giving hugs,                 ...

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Categories: baby, cry, kiss, love,

Premium Member Abc
Apple Appetite
ample appealing 
Adam an American
artificial air
 
 
Butter best baby
beautiful blue butterflies
buying buckwheat bread
 
 
Crackers cherry crust
cinnamon cheese cereal
crispy crunchy crumbs
 
 
Date...

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Categories: abc, america, baby, beautiful, blue,
Premium Member Abc Money
Another day another dollar I pray.
Blow the dollars and you will pay.
Count your pennies or do a giveaway.
Dollars could be at bay.
E-banks were all the...

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Categories: funny, giving, money, prayer,
Teachers
Who taught the world to read?
Not for money but a good deed
Taught us how to spell
And picked us when we fell

Taught us how to count
Told...

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Categories: 2nd grade, humorous, i
The Bird Billy
The bird billy,
was too silly.
 The areas were hilly,
for the bird billy.

 Poor billy fell,
as he wasn't well.
 Then he tried to fly,
and said good...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Premium Member A Huge Slice of Chocolate Cake
Calorie counting ceases
Decadent and so delicious
Every single crumb is savoured
Forget sharing, it’s all mine!

Going to start my diet … tomorrow!


Let’s do some Alphabet
Sponsored by Sara...

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Categories: chocolate, food, humorous,
A Viewpoint of Man
There are numerous theories of the origin of man
Opposing viewpoints on how he began
Perhaps through evolutionary stages man evolved from the chimpanzee
Carelessly swinging on parch...

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Categories: analogy, character, creation, eve,
If You Were a Bird
IF YOU WERE A BIRD

If u were a bird
That has no bed
But lays in its nest
You ll fly to the crest
Wearing no vest.
But you need...

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Categories: analogy, cheer up, humanity,
Let the Fun Begin
Only at Christmas, God knows why
Pleasing everyone, you take the cue
Quick, just one more gift to buy
Really, did you think you were thru?
Sweaters, socks and...

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Categories: christmas, humorous,
His, Mines, and Ours
His priceless smile
his humorous jokes
the touch of his hand
the feel of his lips
the countless, 'I want you'
his fault, my faults
the misunderstandings
untold cries
the innumerable, 'I'm sorry'
millions...

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Categories: miss you, relationship, romance,
'hood'Winked
We had been bribing good,
as long as we could
Fooling everyone, 
under the sun

Rich and poor alike we treated,
didn't care who we cheated
We were robbing under...

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Categories: car, corruption, humorous, pollution,
Just a Barmaid
"come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too"
not even eleven and there forming a que
"just a barmaid" thats what they say
service with a...

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Categories: drink, fun, funny, humorous,
Splinters
The splinters of our marrow comes, 
Shivering thunder for a lengthy spray-
Warmth beautifies our essence;
Glittering ray sends goose down spines! 
She comes,  nostalgia drums
The...

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Categories: addiction, betrayal, celebration, community,
Elation and Vacillation a Comedy
Elation & Vacillation a comedy
A poem
Lionel Derbyshire

Every day I want to .. but I could not
Today I must do .. I have to
Yesterday I let...

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Categories: anxiety, chocolate, for her,
Another Beginning Comes
Another new day
Begins again
Cool breezes blowin’ by
Decided I’d had
Enough of inside
Figured I’d do for a bit of a walk
Going nowhere in particular
Happy enough just to...

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Categories: adventure, children, funny, humorous,

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