Humorous Abc Poems
These Humorous Abc poems are examples of Abc poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Abc Humorous poems written by international poets.
2nd grade, humorous, i
Who taught the world to read?
Not for money but a good deed
Taught us how to spell
And picked us when we fell
Taught us how to count
The Bird Billy
The bird billy,
was too silly.
The areas were hilly,
for the bird billy.
Poor billy fell,
as he wasn't well.
Then he tried to fly,
A HUGE SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE
chocolate, food, humorous,
Calorie counting ceases
Decadent and so delicious
Every single crumb is savoured
Forget sharing, it’s all mine!
Going to start my diet … tomorrow!
Let’s do some Alphabet
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A Viewpoint Of Man
analogy, character, creation, eve,
There are numerous theories of the origin of man
Opposing viewpoints on how he began
Perhaps through evolutionary stages man evolved from the chimpanzee
Carelessly swinging on parch...
IF YOU WERE A BIRD
analogy, cheer up, humanity,
IF YOU WERE A BIRD
If u were a bird
That has no bed
But lays in its nest
You ll fly to the crest
Wearing no vest.
But you need...
Let the Fun Begin
Only at Christmas, God knows why
Pleasing everyone, you take the cue
Quick, just one more gift to buy
Really, did you think you were thru?
Sweaters, socks and...
His, Mines, and Ours
miss you, relationship, romance,
His priceless smile
his humorous jokes
the touch of his hand
the feel of his lips
the countless, 'I want you'
his fault, my faults
the innumerable, 'I'm sorry'
car, corruption, humorous, pollution,
We had been bribing good,
as long as we could
under the sun
Rich and poor alike we treated,
didn't care who we cheated
We were robbing under...
Just a barmaid
drink, fun, funny, humorous,
"come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too"
not even eleven and there forming a que
"just a barmaid" thats what they say
service with a...
addiction, betrayal, celebration, community,
The splinters of our marrow comes,
Shivering thunder for a lengthy spray-
Warmth beautifies our essence;
Glittering ray sends goose down spines!
She comes, nostalgia drums
Elation and Vacillation a comedy
anxiety, chocolate, for her,
Elation & Vacillation a comedy
Every day I want to .. but I could not
Today I must do .. I have to
Yesterday I let...
Another Beginning Comes
adventure, children, funny, humorous,
Another new day
Cool breezes blowin’ by
Decided I’d had
Enough of inside
Figured I’d do for a bit of a walk
Going nowhere in particular
Happy enough just to...
ZABAGLIONE ZYX FOR CONTEST
Zabaglione is an Italian dessert
You will savour every spoonful
Xanthic in colour a delightful creamy yellow
Whisk egg yolks and sugar in a bowl over barely simmering...
ABC Poem From Joseph
allusion, humor, humorous, sensual,
ABC Poem from Joseph
A beautiful coconut drenches everything fragrantly. Growing happily in joviality, Kings laugh mightily. Notably ornamented perfect Queens restore sweet times under virulent...
hilarious, humor, humorous, word
amuck - adverb.flailing in all directions, about, around - His ideas ran amuck.
brang – verb, past tense.bring – You ring, you rang, I bring, I...
car, emotions, happiness, humor,
Messy is spilling her drinks in my car
Curious keeps asking me questions
Bossy is telling me ways to go
Because unorganized just lost our directions.
beauty, conflict, feelings, humorous,
My mind has endless thoughts
I keep wrting them on paper till I guess it stops,
The flow is so easy sometimes it is not real
dad, humorous, mom,
And nothing to do
For he’s tired too
Don't lie to me, those words fall from your lips like sin.
Your touch so dangerous it can penetrate my soul.
Why have I fallen for you,...
crazy, creation, fantasy, gothic,
My Halloween screenplay is funny as can be
It’s funny how witchcraft...