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Wordsmith
When writing, shall we dare call it poetry
I, because of my lack of academic learning
cannot seek inspiration in the classics,
except for the god Sisyphus, who
I find it funny, realising I am laughing at myself.
The lacuna between me and poetry, I have
tried to fill with words, one day I can build
a park for lovers,
At my relatively old age, which is no more
Then, a blinking star, I have read hundreds
of books that have been stuck in my mind.
A few writers' names are remembered,
most of the American writers, sprinkled
by Norwegian and Russian authors.
When writing, I draw from this well
What I need to cobble together the wisdom
which is everlasting, because I'm bringing
forward what has been said before me.
A Newspaper
Elon Musk, a liberal newspaper that never tires
of writing about his wealth, also, for the most part
dislike him, and the power that follows in the wake
We read in the Guardian that Elon Musk is trying to
Get a license for the electricity market with Tesla
The paper points out that Musk has met Putin
and can't be trusted, he is a security risk, that
The remark is quietly funny
A meeting between two giants, I would like to
have been there, my world is mundane, what's
for lunch, and petrol in the car, but we accept
On our part, avoid the struggle to be the top dog in
in command for a moment of worshipful praise
before disappearing into a historic footnote.
The most important
Fine drizzle over the bay, falling slowly and hesitantly
as preparing for a proper deluge
Who knows, perhaps it will not happen, and the sun
will shine even if it is a day older
Dry slippery cobblestone pavements for the aged
Since it is Saturday, the ships' tugs are at their anchorage.
as they want to be nearer the shore
One vessel has run out of meat and potatoes, a stable
Diet, the chief steward, had bought a lot of cakes
because he was depressed at the time and needed
cheering up
To mollify the crew, he told of a famous woman who
said when the people were hungry, "let them eat cakes."
The crew didn't think that was funny and threatened
to throw him overboard
From the shore came a motorboat loaded with pears
oranges and cabbage, but no potatoes and no meat
The chief steward was trying to swim ashore
Spring Morning
today, waking up, it was warmer, the winter
had been cold at times, freezing electric heating
is not for those with a slim wallet
Today, we will write pleasant poetry
not like the boy at the edge of his bed, his feet
not long enough to reach the floor, crying
for yet again losing his home because his mother
has tuberculosis, has to go to a sanatorium
his has to go living among strangers, he has to
be nice to and not be boisterous
Yes, pleasant thoughts, not letting bitterness seep
into this day with its mild breeze and clear light
thinking of the dog he had walking in the woods
Heck, the dog died, that was sad, so let us think
of something else, buying red wine and cheese
Getting pissed and playing music too loudly is not funny
when you are the only one in the room
Two things on offer to gladding the day go for
a walk or sit on the terrace soaking up the sunlight
tell jokes about my life at sea, forgetting long
nights, somewhere on the Pacific Ocean
So, let us embrace old grudges and enjoy life
of not laughing, we know a giggle is short-lived
I know it may sound funny
It's just how I feel
Somethings I have to do in life is just about me
I have found that every path taken
Some to endless points
Lead me to a road where I have to do what's meant for me
I may never really acquire true peace
However that's just a state of mind
If I do what I have to do for me
I know I will find
A state of bliss
Green pastures do await
I know I will one find tranquility
It's just in every little step towards it
I just have to take
Adam’s apple screams
Bloody beware
Candy poisoning
Death in the air
Evil lurking by
Funny creepy laugh
Glowing in dark pines
Haunted Halloween path
Interesting scary movie
Jumping at the climax
Killer is carrying ruby
Lantern wearing eye patch
Making my skin crawl
Night
Onyx with delight
Phones all on pause
Quick to fight or flight
Red eyes because they’re tired
Still stuck watching
TV
Unfortunately desired
Vampire’s death is a thing
We love the Thriller video
Xray extra unique it hasn’t aged
You can have fun being scared you know
Zip my lips as I’d rather not be afraid
,, Bliblablubb",
,, bliblablaaa",
at 3o'clock in the morning,
shadows shed my eyes,
,, maybe I should've listened to dad",
since he always said,
dark ruines your eyes.
The days were funny made,
though indeed I need to thank the World for the hurtful fade.
Class, filled with crazy us.
Knew each other for 5 months? Maybe?
Funny it still was, we were forced to sit next to eachother.
And one Minute after,
I knew you ate an insect when you were younger, your parents are divorced and you are Bad at cooking.
Your long hair was cut of.
I thought you were just annyoed since you never couldn't see,
but it was,
because you started new.
Now you hang out with blaster 2, ofcourse known to be the badass of the City.
And you wearing joggings you always hated.
And Monster you never respected:
,, satanic they are"
You stumbled my mind with your words,
addressing with your dirty insult my god.
Sorry but there I was sure to end.
What’s the difference between now and then
why was life so much better way back when
Might be it was because we had no care
when it comes to talking ‘bout how we’d share
Whether was clothes, a coke, secrets or shoes
or anything else I thought you could use
No worries sharing things we were doing
we even shared the gum we’d been chewing
"It's funny within the life we all live in,
Think of regret,
Of things that are no longer alive,
Questions of things thought are the opposites of our own lives, Expressions within this earth,
We've all showed but never found,
What you saw within your own mind, yesterday doesn't exist today!
So why does our mind access within the beauty of brought joy that is horror, we all see but cannot connect?
Well my true opinion towards this is,
No matter what people only express the fake to view within a different mind than their own,
Not one that expresses true struggle,
As if its hard but deeply braking,
I truly believe people are the opposite on what they express from their own views nowadays on social media,
True opinions do not exist,
From the blockers of reality,
That cannot handle the difference between two different minds together."
-Ds-
On a city sidewalk, I handed her money
I knew inside she must be someone's honey
After giving her all I had, I walked away
As an afterthought, I took time to pray
It was a clear day, so bright and sunny
She might have thought I the easter bunny
Because her heart I sought, never a phony
As I passed on by, I thought she did sway
On a city sidewalk
The next day I walked along feeling funny
I didn't expect to see her again, the honey
Surprised to see her frame in the doorway
Of an ABC store, where she was waiting to pay
Saddened by the sight, I bowed to the knee
On a city sidewalk
MY FOOLISH HEART Cash Prize Poetry Contest
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April 2, 2022
Hope has disappeared, not because I wanted it to, but
because I produced plenty of means, as you are aware.
I'd prefer to forget about you in my thoughts, but my
heart won't allow it. Nonetheless, I have a proclivity to doso as well.
Although hope has faded, I treasure friendshipsince it has shaped me into the person Iam now, whom you are unfamiliar with.I value you; I may not know who you are
now, and this is the source of our friendship's loss of
hope.
True friends comprehend that time will tell,mirrors will
reveal and the sun will set. Be cheerful, be the greatest, and don't be awed because you've been without hope for a long time. It'll be a pleasure to see you.
Apple Appetite
ample appealing
Adam an American
artificial air
Butter best baby
beautiful blue butterflies
buying buckwheat bread
Crackers cherry crust
cinnamon cheese cereal
crispy crunchy crumbs
Date Written: 7/20/2020
Another day another dollar I pray.
Blow the dollars and you will pay.
Count your pennies or do a giveaway.
Dollars could be at bay.
E-banks were all the trend until they went away.
Funny money no more payday.
Gosh what more can I say.
Date Written: 5/6/2020
ABC Rhyme
It’s funny how you can forget a whole week
The days all blend into one
No motivation nothing to seek
You never even see the sun
Staying up all night sleeping all day
Failed schedules fall apart
Not a single plan will stay
But maybe we could turn to music or art
We could learn new games to play
Let’s come close as we distance
This doesn’t have to be the end
We can Become a society that really listens
We all have a hand to lend
That’s when You’ll see who really matters in your life
Your family becomes your closest friends
Live through this don’t just survive
So come with me as you sit in your seat
There’s a better life I’d like you to meet
IF you stand, no action can take place.
My brains will never stop thinking about you.
River wont stop flowing, unless water is finished.
My love to you it just like a flowing river.
I will stop see you in my mind by my last breath.
You are more than my life to me.
I like that after rainfall smell.
But you always giving me more than that.
You built happiness world for me and sea happiness as well.
My love to you will move like air.
You will enjoy this love from me daylight and daynight.
My love to you is swiming like a fish deep in the sea.
I WILL NEVER LET YOU FALL, As i applied on you.
poem by munyai ndidzulafhi patric