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Funny Abc Poems

These Funny Abc poems are examples of Abc poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Abc Funny poems written by international poets.

love will never die
IF you stand, no action can take place.
My brains will never stop thinking about you.
River wont stop flowing, unless water is finished.
My love to you...

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Categories: funny love,

The Halo of Love
Tell me how much you love me, 
It's a secret, I won't tell.
Hiding behind closed doors, 
You whisper 'infinitely',

 I sit and dream about what...

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Categories: feelings, friendship, funny love,

The cheater
You left a stain of anger on my heart.
Fractured inside, my world has ripped apart.
Love and hate have no meaning, they now seem the same.

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Categories: break up,

Did it all matter
Did it all matter, my tears on the broken toys, when I was 6? 
On my fights with that other girl who was supposedly my...

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© Sejal M  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: deep, depression, hurt, perspective,

hurt soul
its funny how when u get lonely, 
u dont even care who talks to u.. 
u just want a descent conversation,
u just hope someone cares...

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Categories: pain,

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Attitude can be nurtured and changed
By you in spite of what has happened in your day
Confident people master it quickly
Despite what they are enduring
Enthusiasm is...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Deep Love
My life is fairy-tale, magnificent and fantastical because you’re hiting in it.
Every nightfall, I think of you before bed with the hopes of having you...

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Categories: baby, beautiful, fairy, funny

I saw you after 4 years 
tried to be normal, tried to hide those tears 
your first glance made me remember that enjoyment those cheers...

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Categories: 12th grade, age, best

If i ever said i'm over you i lied.
If i ever said i didn't care i lied.
For what shines today does forever.
And you shine brighter...

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Categories: 7th grade, africa, blue,

Katherine remembers
Oh it was so long ago, now, in the time before television.
It was a more genteel time.
Women used to do the housework and read to...

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Categories: 10th grade,

Wishful Thinking
An old man sat thinking
Oh what shall I do
I really could do
With a woman or two!
The younger the better
Or three in a bed
Why are these...

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Categories: funny,

Cynthia Payne
To be sung to the tune of Lily Marlene, inspired by the lady herself and the film Personal Services - Cynthia played by Julie Walters.


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Categories: funny,

The Ann Summers Alphabet
A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for...

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Categories: funny,

Trouble in Thailand
I once knew a Thai man
Who had an affair
And at the time he said
He did not care
Well it was not long
Before his wife found out

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Categories: funny,

Seriously You
Ahhh! Your here for my soul
But you should know. I ain't going
Can't seem to understand
Don't care, Maybe your horns are to tight
Everyone else's don't look...

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© jay moore  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dark, evil, funny,

onion sauce , sambal bawang
Sambal Bawang
air liurku, diamlah.
Nasi mari datanglah dengan hangat
Air liurku, tunggulah
Tempe digoreng hampir gosong
Nasiku buat penuh dalam piring ditanak lunak
Kemudian ,
Inilah sambel bawang,
3 cabe rawit
Secuil bawang...

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Categories: art, culture, food, funny,

What even am I

What even

Never began to trust a stranger so much
Damn it was...

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Categories: boyfriend, confusion, cry, deep,

Where You Are
Where You Are!!

You think you know where you are,
Trust me when I say you don’t.!!
You work to earn, but not sure where that goes..
On the...

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Categories: fun, funny, life,

Mera koi yahan deewana nhi
Mujhe gham hai mera koi yahaan deewana nahi hai,
Yaqeenan dunya ne mujhe yahan pehchana nahi hai.

Kya hai mujhe u paraya dekh zamane ki adaon ko,

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Categories: beauty, change, childhood, cute


“Do not be afraid you don’t know what storm I’ve asked her to walk through”- God

She was in a bad state...

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Categories: 11th grade, 12th grade,