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You'D Get a Surprise If You See It Rise - Bawdy

If you find he’s dangling low its danger, this blokes a no show his todger should rise high pointing up to the sky If achieved ... well would you say no I was challenged to write a poem with dangling and danger in it – this is for my lovely friend ‘Dog Daft’ 06/26/20

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Paul Schneiter

Date: 8/9/2020 4:01:00 PM

Too, too funnny, Jan. Reminds me of what my Mother always told me: "Walk erect." Hugs, Paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:58:00 AM

I hope you are following her advice to the letter Paul!!:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi

Date: 7/30/2020 6:34:00 AM

I got a good laugh from this in a morning when I needed one. Thank Jan. I am faving this.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:58:00 AM

Thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/4/2020 11:09:00 PM

G'day Jan … perhaps the interest is in watching shoes being shined. Your limericks certainly bring on a giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:57:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 7/2/2020 5:56:00 PM

but what if hes dangling high....9 clouds up in the sky....he rolled up a fatty....then she called him daddy....now red is the color of his eye....lol....too cute jan....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:57:00 AM

Thanks Eric:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/2/2020 3:19:00 AM

I like the poem, but the comments below are making me smirk and smile ever so much. You got a rise out of all of us Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:57:00 AM

Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 6/30/2020 8:32:00 PM

That’s awesome! Just another day on the Isle of Man

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:56:00 AM

lol Thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/29/2020 7:24:00 PM

Your readers certainly are getting a rise out of this one! lol. ~ gw (Soup mail, please)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:53:00 AM

thanks GW I hope i replied to the mail sooner than the comment:-( hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/28/2020 3:38:00 PM

So funny! Up-lifting ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:52:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/28/2020 3:35:00 PM

Ha ha, you never disappoint Jan! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:52:00 AM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 6/28/2020 2:52:00 PM

One of the first things I noticed in Paris was that if one looks at a woman's cleavage, she immediately responds by looking at his crotch. No time for no shows! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2020 11:52:00 AM

got to say i am not a fan of France:-( hugs jan xx