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My uncle and aunt both go swinging To naked bodies they’re soon clinging Sometimes they swap keys With Fred and Louise Lou’s pretty but Freddie is minging But Freddie has got a big willy And auntie says it would be silly Not to sleep with him When she has a whim By jingo she is a game filly! FICTION POEM FOR CONTEST Both poems 9,9,5,5,9 checked with HMS Two Limericks - Let's have some Fun! Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 01/03/21

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Date: 4/3/2021 1:52:00 PM
I attended a swinging event, but it did not meet my expectation. We swung on swings all day, with nothing much to say, but by the end of the day I was spent.
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Date: 3/21/2021 8:30:00 PM
Awesome limericks, Jan, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/20/2021 2:57:00 PM
Way to go, sweet friend. I knew it was a big winner.
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Date: 3/20/2021 12:24:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Guess I have been sheltered. Have a blessed day/weekend.......................
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Date: 3/20/2021 11:29:00 AM
I missed this one earlier, Jan. Very funny! Congrats on your top win in Tania's contest. Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:46:00 AM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limericks! hugs
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Date: 3/20/2021 2:36:00 AM
Hey Jan! A big congrats on your win! Very funny!
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Date: 3/19/2021 8:26:00 PM
Hi Jan, I have a feeling you were going to place high with this fun write. Congratulations on your win. It was well deserved. Have a great evening:-) Alexis
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Date: 3/19/2021 6:59:00 PM
Back with congratulations on your win with these hilarious Limericks Jan ~ Belle :-) x
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Date: 3/9/2021 4:40:00 PM
Hello Jan … I live a sheltered life Jan. This sort of stuff usually ends in tears. Still in all; very funny limericks Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:34:00 PM
Swinging definitely can cause issues from what I've read so I'm sticking to swing dancing lol:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 3/9/2021 11:37:00 AM
Guess just because there is some snow on the roof that doesn't mean there ain't no fire in the furnace. Nice job. God Bless, JB
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:29:00 PM
thanks Judy:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/9/2021 8:55:00 AM
PS when I left that last comment, the captcha was 5CM!! Noooo, captcha, I think Auntie was a little more ambitious than that!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:29:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) hope you and the family are doing ok, this 3rd lockdown for us seems to be the worst for many but as you see the humour still flows for me:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/9/2021 8:54:00 AM
HAHAHA well Auntie has her priorities right!! I mean, you can close your eyes, but some things you can’t pretend!! Sssh I’ll be quiet before I get us both into trouble. Hope you & hubby are well. Xxx Love ya!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:26:00 PM
We've started learning swing dancing ... and we do swap partners throughout the dance lol. Hubby had his jab today so far so good but covid is rife here so lockdown continues until 6th april at least, we only came out of lockdown on 1st Feb then woosh the kent variant and its the 3rd lockdown since march last year. hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/8/2021 6:26:00 PM
Auntie sure is a spry fillie! Maybe she'd go for Mr. Ed. I here he was really hung back in the hay. lol. :) gw
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM
thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/7/2021 3:53:00 AM
Funny ...
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Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM
thanks Kai:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/6/2021 11:13:00 PM
Now, that's Bawdy!
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Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM
thanks ML-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/6/2021 11:33:00 AM
You are the Queen Bee of Bawdy, Jan, this one made me blush! (glad to see it is fictional)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:23:00 PM
thanks Michelle I had fun writing this lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/5/2021 1:09:00 PM
LOL, a sure winner here
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:21:00 PM
thanks Jack i got a first place:-):-) :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/5/2021 8:43:00 AM
Love your bawdiness Jan, as always !! Happy Friday xxoo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:20:00 PM
thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/3/2021 10:48:00 AM
Bored couples looking for adventure, your bawdy poems made me smile Jan, you have a way that makes a situation seem so humorous. Best of luck in the contest my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer
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Date: 3/19/2021 3:19:00 PM
thanks Jennifer and Anne-Lise i too have had comments putting comments on or have read poems I know i commented on and the comments have vanished:-( hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/4/2021 4:39:00 AM
- I think I have written 12 comments to this poem ... I try today too .... no, it does not work :) - I put it on, Jenny
Date: 3/3/2021 8:56:00 AM
Funny as always!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:18:00 PM
thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/3/2021 3:09:00 AM
A message from the chairman of the bawdy... just how close to the wind can you sail... very close it seems... if you have the sphericals. Well done Fearless Jan, good luck in the contest. Terry
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:18:00 PM
ha ha ha - I still have my poetic licence but only just lol :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/2/2021 5:52:00 PM
Hi Jan,that's so funny.its nice to have a laugh.thank you.simon:)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/19/2021 3:11:00 PM
thanks Simon:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/2/2021 12:11:00 PM
LOL - too funny Jan! Best wishes in the contest :)) Linda
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/2/2021 3:36:00 PM
I hope Tania likes it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/2/2021 11:48:00 AM
Fiction hmmm. Is this what swing classes are for?? LOL Good job Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/2/2021 3:35:00 PM
lol Mark i admit I go swinging twice a week - swing dancing that is lol:-) hugs jan xx
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