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Wife Swap - Bawdy

My uncle and aunt both go swinging
To naked bodies they’re soon clinging
Sometimes they swap keys
With Fred and Louise
Lou’s pretty but Freddie is minging

But Freddie has got a big willy
And auntie says it would be silly
Not to sleep with him
When she has a whim
By jingo she is a game filly!

FICTION POEM FOR CONTEST

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Two Limericks - Let's have some Fun! Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

01/03/21

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Billy Thekidster Date: 4/3/2021 1:52:00 PM I attended a swinging event, but it did not meet my expectation. We swung on swings all day, with nothing much to say, but by the end of the day I was spent. Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 3/21/2021 8:30:00 PM Awesome limericks, Jan, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/20/2021 2:57:00 PM Way to go, sweet friend. I knew it was a big winner. Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 3/20/2021 12:24:00 PM Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Guess I have been sheltered. Have a blessed day/weekend....................... Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 3/20/2021 11:29:00 AM I missed this one earlier, Jan. Very funny! Congrats on your top win in Tania's contest. Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 3/20/2021 3:46:00 AM Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limericks! hugs Login to Reply

Ilene Bauer Date: 3/20/2021 2:36:00 AM Hey Jan! A big congrats on your win! Very funny! Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 3/19/2021 8:26:00 PM Hi Jan, I have a feeling you were going to place high with this fun write. Congratulations on your win. It was well deserved. Have a great evening:-) Alexis Login to Reply

Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/19/2021 6:59:00 PM Back with congratulations on your win with these hilarious Limericks Jan ~ Belle :-) x Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/9/2021 4:40:00 PM Hello Jan … I live a sheltered life Jan. This sort of stuff usually ends in tears. Still in all; very funny limericks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:34:00 PM Swinging definitely can cause issues from what I've read so I'm sticking to swing dancing lol:-( hugs jan xx

Judy Ball Date: 3/9/2021 11:37:00 AM Guess just because there is some snow on the roof that doesn't mean there ain't no fire in the furnace. Nice job. God Bless, JB Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:29:00 PM thanks Judy:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 3/8/2021 6:26:00 PM Auntie sure is a spry fillie! Maybe she'd go for Mr. Ed. I here he was really hung back in the hay. lol. :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Kai Michael Neumann Date: 3/7/2021 3:53:00 AM Funny ... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM thanks Kai:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 3/6/2021 11:13:00 PM Now, that's Bawdy! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM thanks ML-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 3/6/2021 11:33:00 AM You are the Queen Bee of Bawdy, Jan, this one made me blush! (glad to see it is fictional) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:23:00 PM thanks Michelle I had fun writing this lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 3/5/2021 1:09:00 PM LOL, a sure winner here Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:21:00 PM thanks Jack i got a first place:-):-) :-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 3/5/2021 8:43:00 AM Love your bawdiness Jan, as always !! Happy Friday xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:20:00 PM thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 3/3/2021 10:48:00 AM Bored couples looking for adventure, your bawdy poems made me smile Jan, you have a way that makes a situation seem so humorous. Best of luck in the contest my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:19:00 PM thanks Jennifer and Anne-Lise i too have had comments putting comments on or have read poems I know i commented on and the comments have vanished:-( hugs Jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/4/2021 4:39:00 AM - I think I have written 12 comments to this poem ... I try today too .... no, it does not work :) - I put it on, Jenny

Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/3/2021 8:56:00 AM Funny as always! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:18:00 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 3/3/2021 3:09:00 AM A message from the chairman of the bawdy... just how close to the wind can you sail... very close it seems... if you have the sphericals. Well done Fearless Jan, good luck in the contest. Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:18:00 PM ha ha ha - I still have my poetic licence but only just lol :-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill Date: 3/2/2021 5:52:00 PM Hi Jan,that's so funny.its nice to have a laugh.thank you.simon:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 3:11:00 PM thanks Simon:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 3/2/2021 12:11:00 PM LOL - too funny Jan! Best wishes in the contest :)) Linda Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/2/2021 3:36:00 PM I hope Tania likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin Date: 3/2/2021 11:48:00 AM Fiction hmmm. Is this what swing classes are for?? LOL Good job Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/2/2021 3:35:00 PM lol Mark i admit I go swinging twice a week - swing dancing that is lol:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh Date: 3/2/2021 11:12:00 AM Wow. bawdy yes... love sent your way, Gina... good entry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/2/2021 3:35:00 PM thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Belden Raiser Date: 3/1/2021 3:51:00 PM Oh my :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/2/2021 3:35:00 PM thanks:-) hugs Jan xx

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