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Wife Swap - Bawdy

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My uncle and aunt both go swinging To naked bodies they’re soon clinging Sometimes they swap keys With Fred and Louise Lou’s pretty but Freddie is minging But Freddie has got a big willy And auntie says it would be silly Not to sleep with him When she has a whim By jingo she is a game filly! FICTION POEM FOR CONTEST Both poems 9,9,5,5,9 checked with HMS Two Limericks - Let's have some Fun! Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 01/03/21

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Billy Thekidster

Date: 4/3/2021 1:52:00 PM

I attended a swinging event, but it did not meet my expectation. We swung on swings all day, with nothing much to say, but by the end of the day I was spent.

Eve Roper

Date: 3/21/2021 8:30:00 PM

Awesome limericks, Jan, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2021 2:57:00 PM

Way to go, sweet friend. I knew it was a big winner.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/20/2021 12:24:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A cute write. Guess I have been sheltered. Have a blessed day/weekend.......................

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/20/2021 11:29:00 AM

I missed this one earlier, Jan. Very funny! Congrats on your top win in Tania's contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/20/2021 3:46:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limericks! hugs

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/20/2021 2:36:00 AM

Hey Jan! A big congrats on your win! Very funny!

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/19/2021 8:26:00 PM

Hi Jan, I have a feeling you were going to place high with this fun write. Congratulations on your win. It was well deserved. Have a great evening:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/19/2021 6:59:00 PM

Back with congratulations on your win with these hilarious Limericks Jan ~ Belle :-) x

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/9/2021 4:40:00 PM

Hello Jan … I live a sheltered life Jan. This sort of stuff usually ends in tears. Still in all; very funny limericks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:34:00 PM

Swinging definitely can cause issues from what I've read so I'm sticking to swing dancing lol:-( hugs jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 3/9/2021 11:37:00 AM

Guess just because there is some snow on the roof that doesn't mean there ain't no fire in the furnace. Nice job. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:29:00 PM

thanks Judy:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/8/2021 6:26:00 PM

Auntie sure is a spry fillie! Maybe she'd go for Mr. Ed. I here he was really hung back in the hay. lol. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM

thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 3/7/2021 3:53:00 AM

Funny ...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM

thanks Kai:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 3/6/2021 11:13:00 PM

Now, that's Bawdy!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:24:00 PM

thanks ML-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 3/6/2021 11:33:00 AM

You are the Queen Bee of Bawdy, Jan, this one made me blush! (glad to see it is fictional)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:23:00 PM

thanks Michelle I had fun writing this lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 3/5/2021 1:09:00 PM

LOL, a sure winner here

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:21:00 PM

thanks Jack i got a first place:-):-) :-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 3/5/2021 8:43:00 AM

Love your bawdiness Jan, as always !! Happy Friday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:20:00 PM

thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/3/2021 10:48:00 AM

Bored couples looking for adventure, your bawdy poems made me smile Jan, you have a way that makes a situation seem so humorous. Best of luck in the contest my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:19:00 PM

thanks Jennifer and Anne-Lise i too have had comments putting comments on or have read poems I know i commented on and the comments have vanished:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/4/2021 4:39:00 AM

- I think I have written 12 comments to this poem ... I try today too .... no, it does not work :) - I put it on, Jenny

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/3/2021 8:56:00 AM

Funny as always!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:18:00 PM

thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 3/3/2021 3:09:00 AM

A message from the chairman of the bawdy... just how close to the wind can you sail... very close it seems... if you have the sphericals. Well done Fearless Jan, good luck in the contest. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:18:00 PM

ha ha ha - I still have my poetic licence but only just lol :-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill

Date: 3/2/2021 5:52:00 PM

Hi Jan,that's so funny.its nice to have a laugh.thank you.simon:)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2021 3:11:00 PM

thanks Simon:-) hugs Jan xx